How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Hot Guys Shouldn’t

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There are a few things that can take a guy from “hot” to “not” in an instant.  The older I get the more repelled I become by these hot guy wanna be’s walking around in my space!  I’m happily married, all I have is my hot Hubby at home and the odd glimpse I catch of hotness from the outside world.  So I ask you. 

Don’t hot guys know they shouldn’t…

Chew with their mouths open.

Ever say “How YOU doin…”

Smoke. (this may be a personal preference but ewwww)

Wear a Scooby Doo bandage….okay wait, unless he is SUPER hot, then maybe he can pull it off.  Yeah, I take this one back.

Let the world know the size of his ummm package by wearing his shorts as tight as those infamous tighty whities. 

Ignore the dentist. Chronic halitosis is not attractive. I don’t want to smell your breath from 5 feet away.  It ruins the hot.

Pass gas in public.  Not sexy.

Be a close talker!  If I don’t invite you into my space, keep out of it. 

Drive angry. Seriously. Rude is so not hot. 

Talk on your cell phone in line at the Stabucks like you are the only person in the room.  Ug  Egocentric much?

Seriously guys, this old married woman is begging you.  Give yourself a little thought…it can not be this hard to maintain the hot!

 

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    • Comments

    10. Hilarious. I Think a close talker, male or female is bad. My husband farts like crazy though. He thinks it’s so funny. I think it’s disgusting, but then he’s so proud of himself it becomes a little funny.

    13. I heard my daughter and her friend discussing how grown men should NEVER wear skinny jeans. This is straight out of the mouths of 2 9-year-old girls. Better add that to your list:)

    14. I am so glad you took the band-aid thing back because I think that is flippin sexy…especially from a single dad who is all like ‘what my daughter/son picked out the bandage, are you going to say something cuz my kid is way cooler than you’. (its cute in a married guy too but that’s just not nice to go around scopin out the married ones — uber inappropriate ;))

      rest of the list – YES! but I think you forget the hot guy who hits on the girl when a child is present…that’s not cute boys, not cute. It makes you a boy and not a man. Momma, single/married doesn’t want to be hit on in front of the child.