How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Hot Guys Shouldn’t

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There are a few things that can take a guy from “hot” to “not” in an instant.  The older I get the more repelled I become by these hot guy wanna be’s walking around in my space!  I’m happily married, all I have is my hot Hubby at home and the odd glimpse I catch of hotness from the outside world.  So I ask you. 

Don’t hot guys know they shouldn’t…

Chew with their mouths open.

Ever say “How YOU doin…”

Smoke. (this may be a personal preference but ewwww)

Wear a Scooby Doo bandage….okay wait, unless he is SUPER hot, then maybe he can pull it off.  Yeah, I take this one back.

Let the world know the size of his ummm package by wearing his shorts as tight as those infamous tighty whities. 

Ignore the dentist. Chronic halitosis is not attractive. I don’t want to smell your breath from 5 feet away.  It ruins the hot.

Pass gas in public.  Not sexy.

Be a close talker!  If I don’t invite you into my space, keep out of it. 

Drive angry. Seriously. Rude is so not hot. 

Talk on your cell phone in line at the Stabucks like you are the only person in the room.  Ug  Egocentric much?

Seriously guys, this old married woman is begging you.  Give yourself a little thought…it can not be this hard to maintain the hot!

 

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    • Comments

    1. Too funny and too true! Somehow, they’ll eventually find a woman and she will tell them all these things and more!

    2. You ever said to the person that stands in line on the phone as they hang up “how were they?” or “so, you went to the club last night then?” it really really annoys them !!!! I think it depends on the reason why you are considering a mans hotness, if it is just to look at a well formed behind I can ignore most of those misgivings, if I have to actually engage with said hotboy then I agree every one is a no no. I wonder if Cheeseboy passed gas in the Barney suit, I’m sure he said “How YOU doin'” !!

    15. Too funny…I absolutely hate it when people, guys or not…hot or not, talk on the cell phone in public so loud freakin’ Santa Claus could hear them!