How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Hot Guys Shouldn’t

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There are a few things that can take a guy from “hot” to “not” in an instant.  The older I get the more repelled I become by these hot guy wanna be’s walking around in my space!  I’m happily married, all I have is my hot Hubby at home and the odd glimpse I catch of hotness from the outside world.  So I ask you. 

Don’t hot guys know they shouldn’t…

Chew with their mouths open.

Ever say “How YOU doin…”

Smoke. (this may be a personal preference but ewwww)

Wear a Scooby Doo bandage….okay wait, unless he is SUPER hot, then maybe he can pull it off.  Yeah, I take this one back.

Let the world know the size of his ummm package by wearing his shorts as tight as those infamous tighty whities. 

Ignore the dentist. Chronic halitosis is not attractive. I don’t want to smell your breath from 5 feet away.  It ruins the hot.

Pass gas in public.  Not sexy.

Be a close talker!  If I don’t invite you into my space, keep out of it. 

Drive angry. Seriously. Rude is so not hot. 

Talk on your cell phone in line at the Stabucks like you are the only person in the room.  Ug  Egocentric much?

Seriously guys, this old married woman is begging you.  Give yourself a little thought…it can not be this hard to maintain the hot!

 

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    4. I work with a guy who is soooooo cute but is soooooooooo loud. It is annoying, and I have a pretty big mouth but not ALL the time!

    5. Okay, totally adding this:

      Please do not pick your nose and then look at your finger! So incredibly gross.

      Oh, and I voted for you 😉

    7. So agree rude is definitely not hot.
      And a guy being a sore loser-so not hot either. I totally decided to not date a guy once after watching him play basketball and throw a hissy fit

    10. You’re right on target, as usual. Especially the table manners–a very underrated suitability indicator.

    11. Wearing tight shorts is not hot for me either. eewww…. 🙂

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