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Girl Porn

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Seriously.  That “dirty picture” business?  Clearly its for the boy folk.  It is a multi-billion dollar business (or something like that, anyway, super ridiculous lots) Men, they like that visual, the escape, the immediate gratification the boobs.  I think?  I don’t get it.  What I like.  What all women like. Some good old fashioned girl porn.   Now don’t go getting all upset, let me explain.

-The scene in Dirty Dancing when Johnny (the fabulous Patrick Swayze) tells Baby’s Daddy…  “Nobody puts baby in a corner.” and then they blow the room away with their connection and their dancing.  Shiver and tears.  Girl porn.

-Just about every second of “The Note Book”.  Kleenex please.  Romance.  Girl porn.

-The moment in “Forest Gump” when Jenny realizes it is Forest giving a speech in front of The Washington Monument and they run to each other through the crowd, through the water and to the cheers of the breathless crowd.  Leaves me breathless too.  Girl porn.  

-“Sleepless in Seattle” when the star crossed lovers finally meet at the top of the Empire State Building.  Sigh.  By now you know where I’m going….girl porn. 

-“Ghost’. Patrick and Demi rocking the pottery wheel. Oh wait, maybe I just have a bit of a problem with Patrick? 

You get the idea…the idea of romance, the hint of lust, the hope that a man can be a genuine stand up guy, a hero even, the promise of a happy ending.  Le sigh. 

Yep…guy porn, it’s overrated, girl porn…can’t get enough. 

 

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    • Comments

    4. Yes I agree – I am more of a romantic. I love the scene where Patrick slides his hand down baby’s side while they are dancing. I am your newest GFC follower

    5. I completely and totally agree. Girl Porn. All the way. Another favorite of mine is the scene in Gone With the Wind where Rhett proposes to Scarlett…he scoops her backward and kisses her. Swoon. Clark Gable…ahem. Anyway.

    7. I love it. Can’t get enough. And why not? It’s an escape from the daily drudgery of house cleaning, working, child care… picking up dog poop.

      I love the movie “The Way We Were” so much I almost named my son Hubble, but I guess that would have been pushing it.

      Caroline http://www.beauty-full.net

    14. I’m a sap for all that stuff too. When they say that men and women are from two different planets they aren’t kidding!