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Girl Porn

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Seriously.  That “dirty picture” business?  Clearly its for the boy folk.  It is a multi-billion dollar business (or something like that, anyway, super ridiculous lots) Men, they like that visual, the escape, the immediate gratification the boobs.  I think?  I don’t get it.  What I like.  What all women like. Some good old fashioned girl porn.   Now don’t go getting all upset, let me explain.

-The scene in Dirty Dancing when Johnny (the fabulous Patrick Swayze) tells Baby’s Daddy…  “Nobody puts baby in a corner.” and then they blow the room away with their connection and their dancing.  Shiver and tears.  Girl porn.

-Just about every second of “The Note Book”.  Kleenex please.  Romance.  Girl porn.

-The moment in “Forest Gump” when Jenny realizes it is Forest giving a speech in front of The Washington Monument and they run to each other through the crowd, through the water and to the cheers of the breathless crowd.  Leaves me breathless too.  Girl porn.  

-“Sleepless in Seattle” when the star crossed lovers finally meet at the top of the Empire State Building.  Sigh.  By now you know where I’m going….girl porn. 

-“Ghost’. Patrick and Demi rocking the pottery wheel. Oh wait, maybe I just have a bit of a problem with Patrick? 

You get the idea…the idea of romance, the hint of lust, the hope that a man can be a genuine stand up guy, a hero even, the promise of a happy ending.  Le sigh. 

Yep…guy porn, it’s overrated, girl porn…can’t get enough. 

 

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    • Comments

    2. odd how things like this turn us on more then steemy sex scenes and hot bodies.. well..ah.. lol you catch my drift! i get turned on more by these little innoccent moments then anything else! lol odd

    3. Funny how the little things turn us on more than hot bodies .. well.. lol you catch my drift! but yes, i get more turned on by those things than sexy steemy stuff.. odd.

    8. Oh you are so right! But girl porn is so much better as it is about emotions and connections which are a good and desirable thing, guy porn its just all about lust.