*Warning: Super honest post ahead.
After almost 14 years of marriage I feel like I still wield some power. C’mon, I can’t be the only girl out there who is trading IT away.
“Ug. I think I have a headache.” Is commonly heard uttered from my lips. Sometimes it is legit!
Back rub begins. Le Sigh.
“Honey really, “ I lament “I’m sorry I’m just SO tired.”
Then Hubby pulls out the big guns. He offers to let me sleep in the next morning, wash my car, and go grocery shopping. As a last ditch effort he offers to take the kids WITH HIM on his grocery run.
Suddenly I am all kinds of in the mood.
Did I just prostitute myself out for a clean car, a quiet uninterrupted nap and some snacks?
Sheesh. Next time I am holding out for jewellery.
love this post…
I say you got a lot of great deals…
You are so funny! Brutally funny matter of factly 🙂
This was very funny and very true. Sometimes we have to negotiate the mood. Sometimes its dinner and a movie but after you’ve been in a relationship for a while its sleeping in and a trip to the bathtub ALONE…..lol Made my day!
LMAO! Any woman who denies prostituting herself out for those quiet moments of peace and quiet is lying.
Love it. Too funny. Oh I snagged your button!
LOL!!!! You are hysterical!!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!!!
Whatever works!!
What! I’m going to learn a few tricks from you. lol
Sounds like a fair trade!!!!!!
Hold out for even more kid-free time. That just might break him.
Well thank god for prostution then or else my van would never get vacuumed!
That’s not hooking, that’s just being a wife and actually getting Hubby to DO something (that needs to be done) around the house!! You’re doing good!!
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Seriously there are days that I would pimp myself out for less than that!
Hilarious…is that all it takes to get my husband to go grocery shopping?
hahaha, love it! I need to hold out – i hardly get a massage!