Dear Little Crook who broke into my SUV. Again.
Does your Mother know where you were last night? (you little creep) Do you think she would be proud? (that her kid is a piece of dirt) Of course not! What in the hell were you thinking!
You, my little deviant friend, are heading down a very bumpy road. Breaking a Mama’s car window on a nice quiet street in order to steal their Starbucks money from the ashtray may seem like a small crime, but it is a crime. (plus I get way grumpy without my coffee)
To walk out to my car this morning and find my window smashed, the contents of my glove box strewn about and my daughters left over juice boxes thrown on the seats was very unsettling. That car was parked 5 feet from my little SweetGirls window.
Don’t come back or this ModernMom is going to have to open up a can of whoop a$ on you.
Signed
Disappointed with Mankind.
Dear Canada Post,
You are making me look bad.
Went I went to the mailbox today I found THREE returned Christmas cards. Seriously? This can’t be my fault. I think you should check again.
Signed
Why Did I Bother
Dear Department Store Credit Card
Oh yes, you lured me in with your 10% off of purchase if I signed up on the spot. Plus the cash back coupons? How could I resist? I am a woman. I like to, no need to shop. It is in my DNA. I got my first credit card statement today and had time to look through the fine print. My interest rate is 28.9%!! Ha! Ridiculous.
Signed
Canceling her card.
Dear Self
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
Signed
Jiggly Legs
I have been telling myself the very same thing you told yourself these last couple of weeks!
I like the credit card letter. Man do those sales people hound you on signing up. Drives me crazy, but I stay far away from credit cards now!
Sorry to hear about your car.
You tell CANADA POST! SUCKS!! I ordered a gift for my kid from ebay, and never got it…..I’m sure the guy sent it, cuz he gave me a full refund. So yeah, I’m blaming them.
During the summer is when my car usually gets hit. Ive had all my cd’s stolen, a bunch of sunglasses. I cant keep anything in my car.
Oh that’s awful about your car. I hope they catch the hoodlum. Feels good to write all that out – get it out. We’re always here to listen.
Following from MBC…great blog! 🙂
Criminals and credit cards are evil.
Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Oh, and get this – I heard the Good Morning America financial lady saying that canceling a credit adds a notch in the bad credit column. You can’t win.
someone broke into your car…i would hunt them down…
credit cards suck! beware!
Pretty sure I would kick that little punks rear end for breaking into my car…especially so close to my kids window. I’ve made the 28.9% interest rate mistake before…needless to say, I haven’t done it again 🙂
Your window was smashed for change!?
I think that a well placed rifle shot would work!
Oh my gosh how horrible on all of those things! I love your letters though! How perfect!
Note to you:
You are a cool, cool Canadianite, and I would pull that kid’s eyelashes out for you if I could.
Someone broke into my car and stole my dog’s ashes…true story. I was gonna get an urn the next morning, and the creeps took her, probably thinking she was some great narcotic…until they took a snort…
Stay strong! I hope he is caught!!!
Of course there are things that taste better than thin feels. Here, I’ll make you a list:
Tiramisu, rum cake, Godiva truffles, Venti Peppermint Mochas, Veal Piccata, Bison Ribeyes, Creme Brulee French Toast, Bailey’s, and ‘real’ hard cider…all make excellent jumping off points.
Sorry to hear about your car being broken into. That happened to me last month… little punks stole my coffee money too.
Great post. As always, YOU ROCK!