I went out to the drug store today and didn’t wear a bra. I threw out a Tupperware full of moldy pizza sauce instead of washing it because the rancid goop made me gag. I was pretty sure that flattened box of Cheerios blowing down the street on recycling day was mine but I didn’t chase it. I did not… View Post
Fell off the Wagon Today….
It started out innocently enough.. Just 1 arrowroot cookie. Okay so it was before my morning coffee. Don’t judge. Had that healthy tasteless oatmeal for breakfast, side of fruit. But then…it was all downhill from there. Bacon and Tomato Sandwich. With EXTRA Mayo.Just a couple of chocolate chips. I don’t know why?Homemade Mac and Cheese for Dinner. Heavy on the… View Post
I Think I Need a Make Over
Yes, I’m a woman. Do you know any woman who is truly happy with the way she looks?A couple of wrinkles here or there.Some extra junk in the trunk?Too much boob? Not enough? I can’t fix those things overnight…but what I could fix up…My blogOkay I can’t, but I could hire a professional to help me. Do I need an… View Post
Wish I hadn’t done that.
I really wish I hadn’t…Breathed in so much of that cleaner when I was scrubbing down the shower. Little Dizzy… …Bought myself a new lipstick, and when I brought it home discovered it’s my Grandma’s favorite shade. Sexy.…Forgotten to change from my bright pink crocs into my sensible sandals before I hopped in the car to dash off to the… View Post
Have You Ever?
*Pinched your eyelid in your eyelash curler.*Gone to the ATM and driven away WITHOUT your cash.*Made sandwiches for you kids to take to school and then remembered it’s hot lunch day.*Lugged you butt out of bed to start the day, hit the shower, only to realize it was Saturday.*Gone to the store for milk, spent $100.00 on Groceries..but not picked… View Post
What I Should Have Done Today
What I Should be Doing….cleaning up my house. Mother in Law is babysitting tonight and the house must be beyond regular babysitter clean, it must be Mother in Law clean. What I’m Doing Instead….shopping for a new pair of jeans that does not make me look like I am wearing a diaper under my pants. Severe case of baggy pants… View Post
I’ve been Mam’ed
What does it mean when some 25 year old check out girl says…”There you go Mam” as she hands you your change? It means you have been Mam’ed! SHE is at LEAST 25 I just turned 38…seriously..just. Should she really be:“Yes Mam”“Here you Go Mam”“Thank you Mam”. QUIT MAMING ME! Sigh.Perhaps it’s manners? Or maybe it’s Karma baby.I apologize to… View Post
Sometimes it’s the little things
Woke up with a groan and rolled over. Did not want to get out of bed. So. Tired. Peeled my eyelids open. Desperately tried to focus on the alarm clock. Huh? It is only 4:12am! Actually giggled to myself…I get to sleep for three more hours! Sigh. Sometimes it’s the little things that bring one joy in Suburbia.
More Passive Aggressive Letters….with Love
Dear Grocery ClerkSo you have switched to “bring your own bags” at this great grocery giant. I love the environment. I have no problem with that. I bought my reusable bags a long long time ago. Even got one of those nifty bins for hauling groceries. But here is a tip. Just because those industrial strength bags and bins can… View Post
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