I caught a little of one of those “Real Housewives Shows” last night.You know the Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of the O.C. Yeah right. It was like a car wreck! I could not look away. In what warped world did these women become “Real Housewives”?? Without an ounce of exaggeration I will tell you these poor hard… View Post
ModernMom Goes HollyWood?
I was lucky enough to receive an advance copy of a brand new show premiering on December 7th on TNT!! Yes..Me! I “screened” a TV show. Sure there was no red carpet or celebrities at my screening, but I made popcorn, got dressed up in my best stretchy pants and dimmed the lights. Same diff. Good grief life is good…. View Post
Mean Mama Coming Through
I will not let my 8 year old baby girl go watch “New Moon” with four other 7 and 8 year olds from her class. Apparently I’m crazy opinionated when it comes to vampires and werewolf movies. I don’t let my 10 year old girl wear make-up to school. What a horrible mother! Clearly every clear skinned, bright eyed, pony… View Post
Flashing Lights and Uniforms
Damn. Lost an earring. Got water on my shirt. Hair dryer broke. I’m running late. Now I don’t have time to stop and grab that Chi Tea Latte and the coveted Ginger Molasses Cookie. Starbucks is the ONLY place in the world where you will ever hear a man ask……”Can I warm that cookie up for you?” Oh well, better… View Post
Passive Aggressive Letters. . . . with Love
Dear Solicitor,See that sign on my door that says “No Soliciting”. That means please don’t knock on my door to tell me about your wonderful services, try and sell me something, or approach me with any kind of wheelin and dealin. Unless you’re a Girl Guide peddling your wares, I don’t want any. Don’t be giving me a dirty look… View Post
Getting My Mojo Back . . .and Getting it Off My Chest!
It’s been a rough week so! ~I hope my Hubby thinks Hypochondriacs are *hot* cause I’ve decided I am what I am, this old bird can’t change her ways! ~I sent up a little prayer of thanks last night….to the The Lunch Lady. Thanks goodness today is hot lunch day for my darling daughters. I am so sick of making… View Post
Tomorrow I’m Taking The High Road
Today I’m going to whine… Swine flu or whatever the Doctors have decided to deem the “virus” that has knocked out 40% of the elementary school’s population sucks. The Media can take a flying leap. They are not doing the fab job of educating they could be…they are doing an unbelievable great job of sensationalizing. I did what the Doctors,… View Post
Allergic to Pigs
H1N1 Did my research. Felt confident in my decision. For us, the right choice was to get that vaccine as soon as we were eligible and could get our arms on that liquid gold. A hot commodity around these parts. Took my two girls a week ago for their H1N1 vaccine. They did great. A couple of tears, followed by… View Post
A Change in Priorities
Before I was a (hot) Mama in the Suburbs I was thankful for the usual things: -Great Job -Cute Apartment with inadequate closet space but 2 parking spots -Fabulous Shoes -Best Boytoy ever -Happy Hour You know, the usual. Then I got married, moved to the suburbs and WHAM~my priorities changed. Oh yes, like every good Mommy I am thankful… View Post
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