How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Passive Aggressive Letters…

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It’s time.  It’s over due. 

Time for another Passive Aggressive Letter.  With Love…

Dear Sweet Girl Helping Us Out In The Tile Store,

Yes.  You have boobs.  All girls do.  Yours do happen to be exceptionally large.  This is not something that I usually find overly distracting. Today however, I felt like a dude. I could not stop looking at your boobs!   A little advice from one babe to another. When you work in a great big cold building, and have great big boobs, and one of those boob points east and the other points west, it might be better if you put on a bra. 

Just Sayin.

Signed

The Girl Who May Have Talked To Your Boobs.

(Sorry)

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    • Comments

    1. I hate it when women don’t wear a bra or basically have their boobs out on display because after all women will see her too and that’s the last thing I need staring me in the face

    3. I kept staring at this other mom’s chest because her shirt was so white – I mean bright white. (How does she get it that white?). She kept discreetly looking down and brushing her shirt off, thinking there was something on it. I felt stupid for not telling her why I was looking at her shirt – she must have thought I swung both ways or something.

    5. That’s just plain wrong. What kind of message was she trying to send? She’s in the wrong line of work…with that kind of “mindset” she should be waitressing. She’d make loads in tips without wearing a bra.

    6. I’m thinking the Tile Dept. is a busy place with Betty Boob bouncing bra-less. She can get away with it now while she’s young. Give her 20 years. She won’t need a bra for them, she’ll need a belt!

    7. She wasn’t wearing a bra?! Good grief, as a bigger boobed lady, I just can’t imagine going out in public, let alone work, without a bra.
      I don’t blame you for being distracted 🙂