How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Passive Aggressive Letters…

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It’s time.  It’s over due. 

Time for another Passive Aggressive Letter.  With Love…

Dear Sweet Girl Helping Us Out In The Tile Store,

Yes.  You have boobs.  All girls do.  Yours do happen to be exceptionally large.  This is not something that I usually find overly distracting. Today however, I felt like a dude. I could not stop looking at your boobs!   A little advice from one babe to another. When you work in a great big cold building, and have great big boobs, and one of those boob points east and the other points west, it might be better if you put on a bra. 

Just Sayin.

Signed

The Girl Who May Have Talked To Your Boobs.

(Sorry)

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    • Comments

    6. OMG! You are hilarious! I always like to tell them that I got a black eye from getting smacked as an innocent bystander walking down the hall. Yes, please restrain them with a bra.

    10. I totally know what you’re talking about! It’s the worst when the East and West, hell even the North and South are obvious!

      I think boobs are a waste, more of a pain in the butt! I know guys love ’em Hubby will back me up on that. But to me just a reason to spend ridiculous prices on bras and such.

      CBG
      canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com

    12. That is awesome! Was she by any chance with her sister – Girls Whose Butt Crack is Showing? Because she works at our big box hardware store.