Pulled hair from the drain. Got enough to knit me a sweater for the cat. Yep, I’m going to find a use for the hair that made me throw up in my mouth just a little bit. That’s how I roll.
Trying to decide if that is poop or chocolate smeared on my brand new towels? Smell test is the only way to know for sure. Whew, chocolate.
Squished giganticor the bug with nothing except butt wad. This is not sufficient weaponry for squishing a bug that has eyes so big I can see it’s pupils. Shiver and squeal!
Snuck a dark chocolate square from the brand new box, it was covered with crystallized sugar, yummers, so I popped it into my mouth when no one is looking. Quickly discover it was NOT crystallized sugar it was SALT. Gag. A ton of salt. Big chunks of crunchy salt. Gag. Gag. No wonder the damn things were on sale.
I politely swallowed down warm sushi at the dinner party, that I didn’t want to go to anyway, cause there was simply no where else to put it. Ick to warmish fish. I just know I’m gonna see that again.
Sat next to a sweet little old man at the optometrists office. Sweet little old man had massive B.O. issue. UG. Doesn’t someone love him enough to tell him he is a bit smelly?
Apparently I have developed a new super power.
The super power of the dry heave.
Sexy.
Thanks to all who vote for me the Gagging Suburban SuperMama this week.
Top Mommy Blogs reset their numbers again! Mwah!
He he!
Well I hope next week goes a little better for you! 🙂
ROFL… you win the shitty week contest in my book! Warm sushi? YUCK! And I HATE having my chocolate ruined like that. Been there / done that one. The BO man, yep, had that one happen before too. And the bug squish thing… GAWD that made ME shudder and get goose bumps just THINKING about it! EWWWWW!!!!!!!
I don’t think I stopped shuddering the whole time I read this! … but I was laughing too!!!