This is a phone call you don’t get everyday!
“Hey girlfriend, what’s new?”
”I’m getting new Boobs on Monday.”
What the #@((???
My 5’9’’ 125 lb hottie girlfriend is spending in excess of six thousand dollars on “enhancements”.
Six.Thousand.Dollars.
What goes through your mind when you hear something like this?
Well, I’ll tell you what races through mine!
Huh?
You’re doing what?
For fun, not because you have to?
I can spend a week in the Caribbean for that.
That’s hardwood floors….bamboo even.
Oh ..my aching back. Won’t giant boobies hurt your wee back.
What happens when you are 90 years old and still rocking the rack?
Do you still wear bar shirts? Do they sell Granny bar shirts?
What if you want more kids? These enhancements, can they still be umm working boobies?
We are not talking about little wee boobs, we are talking about stripper boobs!
LOL Damn, you’re going to look gooood.
Can I have your old shirts?
I’m thinking your Hubby is going to be happy.
You know what sweetie, you are going for what you want, for that you are all kinds of brave.
It’s not for me, but good for you.
Can I touch em? lol. Actually, no thanks. 🙂
rotfl. I hope they come with kickstands. After a few years they’re gonna need some help standing up.
When I was 14 my mother’s best friend underwent lypo & a breast reduction and lift. (Hers were too big and not so perky.)
…When I was 14 I almost went blind. Mom’s bff struts into our house about a month after her surgery, into our living room where mom and I sat, and pulled up her shirt and exclaimed “Look at ’em! Aren’t they fabulous?”
I just don’t get it. They’re just boobies?
I am a 32A and I like it, but have always wondered what it would be like to have a rack!
But, then I would have to buy all new tops and that would be a bummer!
I hear you can still breastfeed with fakies. Yeah, I could never do it. It’s just not be but it does look GREAT on others!
OK.. for all of the other commenters wondering what they feel like….
Silicone…real…saline…water balloons. I have lots of friends who have implants. They are very popular around here. No, I don’t live in California…lol.
I work in a hospital and I’ve seen those 90 year old ladies with fake boobs. It is hilarious!
Not for me
my boobs are naturally on the bigger side, but if they were smaller i would happy. i always hated my boobs, tops don’t fit as nicely. i really don’t get women that want large boobs.
Oh, c’mon! She’s your BFF it’s like oblig that you touch ’em!
My “reduction” came via having 2 kids. Now while I don’t have to have bigger ones, I wouldn’t mind if they were a bit higher and rounder than they are now! Hope things go well for her. 🙂
There is such a difference between boobs and STRIPPER boobs. Yeah, that’s going to be one happy hubby! lol
Alot of my friends have had boob jobs and tummy tucks and me all sad.. I need a mommy makeover… I don’t want bigger boobs just lifted LOL.. and having 4 ceseareans I need a tummy tuck because of loose skin.
Good for your friend….
Damn that is so much. I could use that money for a lot of things for the kids, the house, the car, a newer better car. lol
Man she will definitely have a happy husband. lol
I couldn’t spend the money on them, but I’d love if the boobie fair showed up one night and gave me some new ones.
2 years ago my niece did this…I think sometimes she wishes she hadn’t but I don’t think she will ever say it out load.
2 years ago my niece did this…I think sometimes she wishes she hadn’t but I don’t think she will ever say it out load.