This is a phone call you don’t get everyday!
“Hey girlfriend, what’s new?”
”I’m getting new Boobs on Monday.”
What the #@((???
My 5’9’’ 125 lb hottie girlfriend is spending in excess of six thousand dollars on “enhancements”.
Six.Thousand.Dollars.
What goes through your mind when you hear something like this?
Well, I’ll tell you what races through mine!
Huh?
You’re doing what?
For fun, not because you have to?
I can spend a week in the Caribbean for that.
That’s hardwood floors….bamboo even.
Oh ..my aching back. Won’t giant boobies hurt your wee back.
What happens when you are 90 years old and still rocking the rack?
Do you still wear bar shirts? Do they sell Granny bar shirts?
What if you want more kids? These enhancements, can they still be umm working boobies?
We are not talking about little wee boobs, we are talking about stripper boobs!
LOL Damn, you’re going to look gooood.
Can I have your old shirts?
I’m thinking your Hubby is going to be happy.
You know what sweetie, you are going for what you want, for that you are all kinds of brave.
It’s not for me, but good for you.
Can I touch em? lol. Actually, no thanks. 🙂
you cant take it with you…money…boobs…whatever. might as well use them while you can!
I have two friends that have upsized and both have had problems. I have four friends that have had reductions and absolutely LOVE them (NOW). I’ve been a woman of curves my entire life… a small framed, petite girl (5’2″) with 34DD chest. AND I HATE IT! I don’t know why ANYONE would want to have big boobs…
what I have found… is that those of us that have them always dress much more conservatively… and those that pay for them wind up dressing like hootchie mamas! LOL
But…to each her own.
So funny.
I am not a fan of ‘stripper’ boobs…but what ever floats her boat. (or fills her shirt?)
I have a good friend that got some big’ems and nurses her baby just fine.
Now, I really wish I was 5’9!!!!! Then my weight would be perfect!
lol. good for her…i could think of a bunch i could with 6000, but if it makes her happy, so be it.
My friend did it because she wanted a new dining room set and hubs said only if she got boobs..he also told her to tighten her vajayjay…he is the biggest boob…Its so not for me either..besides I like mine..!
CALL HER UP RIGHT NOW AND SAY “DON’T DO IT, YOUNG PERSON, JUST WALK AWAY, TRUST ME, OR THAT GIRL KEARSIE WHO COMMENTED ON MY BLOG WHO SAID TO TELL YOU DON’T DO IT OR ELSE YOUR BACK WILL HURT AND YOU’LL NEVER RUN AGAIN AND DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING AN AEROBICS CLASS AND BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU LEAN OVER YOUR DINNER B/C THINGS HAVE FOUND THEIR WAY INTO BIG BRAS LIKE THAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”.
Or you know, you can just not pass it on because it’s pretty brassy of me to just up and tell you what to do.
When I’m all done with breast feeding, I think new boobs should be my reward. I deserve it, right?
Good for her!
I admit, I would want to feel them. = )
Haha. As a large chested lady already I can’t imagine actually wanting and paying for this sometimes burden! To each their own I suppose! I always told the hubby after we’re done having kids, I would love to have them lifted, maybe redcued just a tad…because I’m convinced they’ve been saggy since age 13!
Best money ever spent, seriously! Better than a week in the Caribbean, better than wood floors, even bamboo.
~ no your back won’t hurt, not one bit.
~ When I’m 90 I’ll be looking hot still…but gravity still will have done its part…but just slightly.
~ I’m sure I’ll wear age appropriate clothes when I’m a Granny…
~ I’ve had more kids since the big enhancement and yes they are still working perfectly well, I breastfed my youngest for 13 months.
~ I’m 5’9″ too…and stripper boobs are easier to pull off when you have the height!
~ Yes they do look good and I LOVE them.
~ yes, husband is happy…but he was happy before too!
~ They feel fabulous, and yes I’ve let a few people touch them, usually after a few glasses of wine…but that’s just how I am! I have a healthy obsession with boobies, really really nice boobies! 😉
good for your friend…she will LOVE it! (hurts like hell though…worse than child birth! seriously…but I’d still do it all over again)
lol.. good for her.. you know, i would NEVER ask to touch anyones new boobs.. but i’ve just sorta ALWAYS wondered….?
I would so want to see how they feel!
What goes through mine….
“what happens in 5 years when one of them leaks and deflates!?!?” Yikes. My aunt’s did that. Loppy Lulu she has been renamed. LMAO
Thanks for the laugh! Good luck to your friend!
Ooh, nope not a phone conversation I’ve ever had! But now you mention it, I think I would want to have a feel of the new boobies, you know, just to see. Is that all kinds of wrong?!
Oh my goodness thats funny…I want boobs but I’m scared to go under the knife because I want to be able to wake up and I have a bad fear that if they put me to sleep I won’t wake up..
At the moment, I can’t think of anyone I know that has bought larger boobs. I must hang out with the boring people. 🙂
I do have 3 friends that got the reductions, and they were very happy afterwards.
Hmmmm…why not?