How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Resolutions Start Tomorrow…maybe

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Today I stayed in my pajamas until noon.
I finally had a shower and cleaned up by about two.
I let my hair dry. I did not brush it out carefully and with the love it deserves, it is now a tangly ugo mess.
I did not make my kids shower at all.
For breakfast I ate peanut butter, so thick and creamy, spread on hot fresh toast.
I drank coffee with full fat cream.
We smashed an entire Gingerbread House with an ice cream scoop. I ate my fair share. OK. Maybe a bit more.
Lunch was pasta stuffed full with left over shrimp from last nights party for two.
Somewhere in here I snuck in Hot Chocolate.
Dinner, the oh so nutritional chicken nuggets with a side of mashed potatoes.
We have one more movie to get through tonight. There will be popcorn….and extra butter.

For these offences of laziness and over eating against my body I do not apologise!

However Dear Body, I will try and do better tomorrow.

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    2. Awesome! I say…if you eat what you want when ya want it…you’re not thinking about it so much that you completely go overboard. Right?

      We’ve watched a lot of movies in the last two days too. Our last one was the Proposal with Sandra Bullock and it was reallllly good!

    4. You had me with the shrimp stuffed pasta.
      I am now going into my kitchen to spread peanut butter on toast. (you’re a bad influence)

    7. In my usual fog, I threw a rum cake in my cart with the salad fixings intended to help me stick to my new resolutions. When I got home and surveyed my purchases, I ended up going with a PB and J sandwich and a slice of rum cake instead of a salad.

    10. oh that sounds like the BEST way to ring in the New Year EVER! Our kids were not well today and everybody stayed in pjs (except I did walk the dog) and at 10 PM we finished playing games and it was so lovely to be on vacation for another day- yay