How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Outside My Car Window. . .

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. .and peeking into yours!

I can see you ya know.
Just because we are separated by a couple of panes of glass doesn’t mean you are invisible.
Just because you paid extra for tinting…doesn’t mean I can’t see you!

Yes. I see you when you are picking your nose. So does everybody else. It is not attractive sweetie.

You are not invisible as you pop that zit on your chin. As a matter of fact, when it back splashed onto your rear view mirror I threw up in my mouth a little.

Hey you! You know my kids and I are lovin the way you are singing and rocking out with total abandon to the Killers, but dude, the light is green. Time to go.

Are you aware that many of us feel it is unsafe to read a book while driving? Do you think we don’t see you reading while driving?

Seriously? Eating an ice cream sundae? One hand to hold the ice cream, the second to scoop the gooey goodness into your mouth. You do not have a hand left over for driving let alone that chocolate syrup that is running down your chin.

Texting while driving. That is why I am shaking my head at you. Clearly you know you are not invisible, but do you think you are invincible?

I do like that shade of lip gloss..but only porn stars put it on that way…ahhhh.
I get it, you were HOPING someone was looking.

Oh…and dear sir..we can see the girl in your lap.

When you are driving around in the Suburbs, someone is always looking.

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    3. In NJ, there are MANY cars with tinted windows. I actually got them tinted so the kids were more comfortable in the car.

      I am guilty of rocking out to the radio superstar! LOL

    5. darn, i didn’t think anyone could see me rockin out! and it wasn’t the killers, it was prince, 1980’s prince as a matter of fact 🙂

    6. We have massive tinted windows here in Los Angeles. AND THEY THINK THE SAME THING! Hello I SAW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE AND WIPE IT ON YOUR SEAT! I point and Caleb and I laugh.. I’ll roll down my 7yo’s window so he can stare.. See Caleb.. picking your nose is nasty.. how much you wanna bet he eats it? LOL That gets Caleb laughing and pointing.

      I love lil kids when they do my dirty work for me.. heh heh

    8. I love catching people picking their nose while driving. I wonder what goes through their head that makes them think doing 70 on the freeway is the best time to dig for gold.

    10. What are the odds that you would be stopped in traffic beside me 7 times? I wouldn’t have believed it if you hadn’t so clearly detailed all of my driving sins. Did you see me eat that booger too?

    12. All so very true! It ia AMAZING and sometimes downright embarassing what a person sees in other’s car windows.

      People are always interesting, aren’t they?

    13. I know I posted a comment earlier – darn it.
      Anyway, repeat – thanks for stopping by and saying such nice things. I poked around your blog a bit and loved it so much, I’ve decided to follow if you don’t mind!

    14. Too true, too true! Today we were almost sideswiped by not one, but TWO, people texting and driving. ::sigh::
      BTW – thanks for stopping by and saying such nice things. I think I’m going to stay awhile and poke around . . . if you don’t mind.