How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Outside My Car Window. . .

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. .and peeking into yours!

I can see you ya know.
Just because we are separated by a couple of panes of glass doesn’t mean you are invisible.
Just because you paid extra for tinting…doesn’t mean I can’t see you!

Yes. I see you when you are picking your nose. So does everybody else. It is not attractive sweetie.

You are not invisible as you pop that zit on your chin. As a matter of fact, when it back splashed onto your rear view mirror I threw up in my mouth a little.

Hey you! You know my kids and I are lovin the way you are singing and rocking out with total abandon to the Killers, but dude, the light is green. Time to go.

Are you aware that many of us feel it is unsafe to read a book while driving? Do you think we don’t see you reading while driving?

Seriously? Eating an ice cream sundae? One hand to hold the ice cream, the second to scoop the gooey goodness into your mouth. You do not have a hand left over for driving let alone that chocolate syrup that is running down your chin.

Texting while driving. That is why I am shaking my head at you. Clearly you know you are not invisible, but do you think you are invincible?

I do like that shade of lip gloss..but only porn stars put it on that way…ahhhh.
I get it, you were HOPING someone was looking.

Oh…and dear sir..we can see the girl in your lap.

When you are driving around in the Suburbs, someone is always looking.

    • Comments

    1. I thought of this post at four a.m. when we were driving home from the hospital. Looking in the car in front of me, my head pounding, I had to do a double take because I was POSITIVE I had seen two heads just a second ago. Two stoplights later, it was back! I guess what do you expect at 4 a.m.?

    3. Texting while driving seriously scares me. More than talking on the cell phone. I’m not sure how anyone thinks they can actually text and still be paying attention to the road. If they kill themselves, I’m not too concerned, but when they put the rest of us in danger, I do get worried. For the life of me I can’t understand why this isn’t illegal everywhere. Ok, rant over. Sorry about that!

    4. Crap – does that mean you see me putting on lipstick at every red light? I was hoping I didn’t see anyone I knew…

    9. HA! Reminds me of the time we got pulled over after rolling through a stop light, and when the cop came up to the car he said “Must be hard trying to drive an eat that Whopper at the same time”. We were totally embarrased with our fast food hanging out of our mouths!