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in Everyday on 06/30/09


I have decided that after giving birth to two babies.
Each weighing in at nearly 10 pounds.
My bladder can no longer be trusted.
Hearty laughter, sneezing and jumping on trampolines are all activities which should be done with extreme caution.

…just so you know!

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    1. Pokerfacemom says

      July 1, 2009 at 8:28 pm

      I know the feeling. If it makes you feel any better, I had two 6 pounders and the moon shines the same over on this side too.

    2. Working Mum says

      July 1, 2009 at 7:57 pm

      10lb each? Oh my!

    3. Darcel says

      July 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm

      So true! I love Motherhood.

    4. Lizzie says

      July 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm

      very true 🙂

    5. Me says

      July 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm

      Amen to that!

    6. Susan says

      July 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm

      Oh, I so hear you! And I can’t make it through the night without getting up!!!?? How depressing.

    7. Tami says

      July 1, 2009 at 4:25 am

      =X LOL, I thought I was the only one who suffered when I jump rope! I gave it up. laugh,I tried to give that up. didn’t go over well. I jog, I have puddles!

      Mutants are what I call them! mine too were all over 10 pounds ouch.

    8. T~T says

      July 1, 2009 at 4:24 am

      oh dear girl – jumping on trampolines is FORBIDDEN!!!! I learned that after baby #3!!

    9. Vegas Linda Lou says

      July 1, 2009 at 4:24 am

      Holy! At 51, I’m feeling pretty lucky–must be all the yoga. You might want to give it a try; it involves a lot of pelvic floor work.

      @ Hit 40: I can’t stand the word “penis,” either. Sounds gay, no? (Not homosexual gay, lame gay.) (Well, maybe both.)

    10. Adventures In China says

      July 1, 2009 at 4:07 am

      Okay, if I ever have kids and this happens to me, I’ll know I’m in good company.

      I love your attitude!

    11. Donnie and Kristen says

      July 1, 2009 at 3:33 am

      OMGosh, I feel like this after only one 8lb12ozer, I can’t even imagine 2!!! Ahhh! Well, it’s all worth it!

    12. Amy says

      July 1, 2009 at 1:48 am

      Yep, I know the feeling!

    13. Buckeroomama says

      July 1, 2009 at 1:06 am

      Oh, hilarious!!

    14. Kelloggsville says

      June 30, 2009 at 9:45 pm

      my fitness trainer doesn’t understand that me & my pelvic floor muscle are no longer united. He shouts bounce higher and I’m thinking not if I want my bladder to hold out!

    15. Veronica Lee says

      June 30, 2009 at 9:44 pm

      Welcome to the club! You forgot screaming. I leak even when I shout or cough!!

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