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in Everyday on 06/30/09


I have decided that after giving birth to two babies.
Each weighing in at nearly 10 pounds.
My bladder can no longer be trusted.
Hearty laughter, sneezing and jumping on trampolines are all activities which should be done with extreme caution.

…just so you know!

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    Comments

    1. Busy Bee Suz says

      June 30, 2009 at 9:23 pm

      Learning lessons the hard way again huh???

    2. Martha says

      June 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm

      I’m a member of the TWBC, teeny weeny bladder club.

    3. Randi Troxell says

      June 30, 2009 at 8:33 pm

      very funny!

    4. ModernMom says

      June 30, 2009 at 8:14 pm

      LOL Love the honesty that one little random confession brings out! You girls rock!
      Lora-I vow from now on I will always wash pants after purchase:)

    5. Hit 40 says

      June 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm

      I still have bladder control after two 10 pounders. But, I do have hemorrhoids. I hate just typing that word. Harder to type than penis. Also gross!!!

    6. The wife of bold says

      June 30, 2009 at 7:40 pm

      Trampolines are out of bounds for me too as is running – oh the joys, but hats off to you as my heaviest was only a mere 8lbs 1oz.

    7. Lipstick Rules says

      June 30, 2009 at 7:22 pm

      You made my day with this post! I can relate 😉

    8. kimert says

      June 30, 2009 at 7:18 pm

      Ha ha! I can totally relate, which is why I have not been on a trampoline since giving birth to my first 6 years ago. 😉

    9. Vegas Linda Lou says

      June 30, 2009 at 7:15 pm

      Hmmm… good to know. I’ll be sure to give you a heads up if I’m going to post anything extremely funny!

      Poor you, though. I hope it’s not too much of a pain for you.

    10. Jennifer says

      June 30, 2009 at 6:56 pm

      Ah, friend. My bladder and I are currently in a love/hate relationship…

    11. Just Breathe says

      June 30, 2009 at 6:54 pm

      Thank you for sharing.

    12. Amy says

      June 30, 2009 at 6:50 pm

      Yeah…me too 🙂

    13. HEATHER says

      June 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm

      AMEN!! oh the joys of motherhood never end! =)

    14. Lora says

      June 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm

      this is why I ALWAYS wash before wearing new pants.

      one time I sneezed in the dressing room…

      in a pair of pants that didn’t really fit well enough to buy…

    15. Six Feet Under Blog says

      June 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm

      Too funny!!

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