I’m A Pervert

Wait!  Not me, her.  My incredible Guest Poster for today!   Kyla of Mommy’s Weird. 

Yep, she admitted it, she is a pervert?  Do you want to know why SHE is a pervert?  You will have to read on to find out!  Confession:  after reading Ms Kyla’s post I have to tell you something, I might be a pervert too….

I’m a Pervert..

It’s confession time.
Here goes….
I looked down another woman’s shirt.
I’m not a lesbian.
Not counting that one time in college.
Oh, and high school.
And not that there is anything wrong with it, it just wasn’t for me. Too many breasts floating around for my liking.
Any who….
I looked down another woman’s shirt.
And it was awesome. First, of all I would like to mention that I didn’t do it on purpose. It just sort of happened. Because when this woman bent over to help her child, I saw in her breasts what I see in my own and I couldn’t help but stare. I also couldn’t help from feeling happy. I wasn’t alone.
Her breasts were also full of stretch marks.
Her breasts also looked like socks with rocks.
Her breasts looked like war wounds.
Truly, I couldn’t be any happier about this.
So, this morning, I raise my coffee cup to you, Random Mom. Not only did you make me feel much better about myself, my choice to breast feed and years of gaining and losing weight.
You also reminded me to buy some new bras and to only wear turtle-necks.


Kyla Cornish is a radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, Hot Mom’s and too many books and movies to review. According to one, probably drunk commenter on her blog, “She is Canada’s Version of The Bloggess”. Kyla Cornish has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged”. She has also been recognized by Circle of Mom’s for Top 25 Canadian Mommy Bloggers and Top 25 Funny Mom’s. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally.
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Blogs at http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird