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Christmas Rant, Passive Aggressive Letters And A Linky!

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It’s Here!!  Your chance to rant your dissatisfaction with the world in a gentler, kinder way. How is this possible? By sitting down with your trusty laptop and creating some Passive Aggressive Letters….with love of course.

On the 15th of every month, I shall endeavour to post for all of you a linky. A linky to share your best, and worst, moments of the month! Writing ridiculous letters that you have no intention of sending is indeed a public service, it may keep you from snapping, save a relationship, and let’s face it, it’s cheaper than therapy!

This month’s theme…Christmas!
Are you the only member of the family who steps up to host Christmas? Does that guy at the office HAVE to drink quite that much at the staff Christmas Party? Ticked at the chick who stole the parking spot you were clearly waiting for?

Here is my RANT!

Dear Line Cutter At Starbucks
Guess what?  When you stepped out of your batmobile just now you must have forgotten your cloak of invisibility because even though you are trying to act all stealth like, we can see you walking to the VERY front of the line and ordering gift cards and picking up coffee cups!  Hey, just because you picking up Christmas Gifts and aren’t grabbing a half caf no whip extra hot latte, this does NOT mean you get to jump the line.  RUDE!  To the back greasy mister.
Signed
Unimpressed Women In Need Of Coffee

To The Woman In Front Of Me Who Pretended She Couldn’t Read
With each passing day closer to Christmas the traffic in the Grocery Store gets busier!  Moms, Dads, and even students are loading up those carts for parties, baking and dinner parties galore.  The one and only time I manage to make it into the Express Lane when Grocery Shopping at this time of year is when I forget to buy butter or vanilla and have to make my second trip to the market in one day.  So when I had to stand behind you in the EXPRESS lane and watch you ring up more than 22 items (not that I was counting)  I wanted to scream along with every additional beep!  Girlfriend..the sign says 1-8 items only.  RESPECT THE SIGN!!!!  Don’t be so freakin self involved.  Do you really think you are so special that the grocery store social code of conduct doesn’t apply to you?  Gah!
Signed
Tapping My Foot Behind You Because Clearly I Would Never Say That To Your Face

Your turn!  I hope you will join in the fun TODAY for my second How To Survive Life In The Suburbs Passive Aggressive Letters Linky!

*Hint: When using the Linky Put Your Blogs Name in the NAME section! Passive Aggressive Letters With Love.

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    5. Sadly, some people are just inconsiderate:(

      –well, others are killers, so I guess I should be thankful for I have only met line cutters so far..

      Pearl (still having a hard time processing what happened with CT massacre)