Passive Aggressive Letter..With Love & LINKY!

Hello and Welcome!!
Today I bring to you the first ever How To Survive Life In The Suburbs Linky!

A linky to share your best, and worst, moments of the month!
I will post my latest vent to get you started and invite you to join in the fun.
So go ahead and jump in with both feet! It doesn’t have to be long, and it doesn’t have to be pretty, it just has to be something you are aching to get off your chest!
Hope you will join the fun and play along. Here’s an old one and a new one to get you in the mood!

Dear Single Guy -Sitting Beside Me At The Movies,
Oh Sweetie. Didn’t your Mommy ever tell about a little thing called the shower? If you knew about this glorious invention and the added benefit of deodorant my experience last night would have been so much more pleasant. Every time you lift your arm to grab some popcorn I gag. Each time the air kicks in I’m forced to plug my nose. You see dear, this is probably why your date didn’t show up last night. She didn’t know how to tell you the embarrassing news…you smell.

Signed,
Girl choking on your B.O.

Dear WalMart Shopper
Exactly who do you think you are? You see that cart right there in the middle of the parking lot? Yep, I watched you leave it there. Right in the middle of a primo spot near the front of the store. This is just plain rude! Why do you think you are so much better then the rest of us? Why should you not put your cart back in the little cart corral like the rest of us minions? Do you think WalMart staff want to come out in the cold, the rain, the dark because you were too fat and lazy to walk 10 more steps? Do you think I want to do it for you? Do you think the old lady who just scratched her door on that cart is particularly thrilled with you at this moment. I can assure you she is not! Don’t be so damn lazy, just put your cart away. 
  
Signed,
A Mama who really wanted to yell at you to
FIND YOUR MANNERS AND PUT YOUR CART AWAY

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