Mozzarella, Gouda, Cheddar, Blue, Brie, Buffalo, Jack and Swiss.
Crackers and cheese. Havarti to be exact.
Thick sliced bread with dripping grilled cheese and bacon.
Homemade Mac and Cheese!
Cream cheese and spicy red pepper jelly.
Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Lasagne.
Pizza!
Cheesecake.
Quesadillas, Burritos, Tacos? These things all need cheese!
Apparently I have been having a love affair with all things dairy, but mostly with all things cheese. A well meaning completely out of his mind chiropractor/ naturopath has decided the key to unlocking a decade of migraines. Just cut out the dairy. I might have a “sensitivity” to it.
A sensitivity to it? Is he out of his freakin mind? I have a long term relationship with it! I love, adore and sometimes swoon over cheese.
Even if I am willing to give up what can only be described as my Cheese’gasms, how on earth will I say goodbye to cookies chased by a cold glass of skim milk, chocolate ice cream, milkshakes, yogurt, sour cream, cottage cheese, CHOCOLATE! I could, and if I’m telling the truth, did, cry about this insane idea!
Sigh. Pout. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
But then I thought about it, and it makes a mean kind of sense. So, I’m sorry my dearest dairy. You have been my secret lover, well forever, but for now I shall coldly turn my back on you. If this stupid idea is the key to a life without headaches, then I will never see you again. I will be mostly thrilled to be headache free, and go on with my life with just a small side of sad. And if it doesn’t work? This cruel experiment had better at least see me losing a couple of cheese pounds or I will be one very bitter, bitchy bunny.
Wish me and everyone within a 100 yard radius of me luck. I’m gonna need it.
Oh lord, that is my worst nightmare…you poor thing.
No dairy? Oh, girl- that would be hard.
That would be an awfully hard decision to make! Wow!
Nadine! LOL Thanks. Hoping my allergy is brussel sprouts:)
@ChitownGirl I will let you know if this experiment works! So far all I have is withdrawl 🙁
No way, I could never give that up!
I pray that is the answer or maybe I pray it’s not the answer so you can go back to enjoying cheese! What I pray is for your migraines to end. ((HUGS))
Oh I can’t even imagine! A friend of mine follows a dairy free diet for the same reason. He still does sometimes though. Hopefully at least they will lessen for you.