How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Passive Aggressive Letters…with love

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Yes it is that time again.  Time get some things off my chest and bring back the Passive Aggressive Letters…with love.

Dear Dude Parked in the Bus Zone,

Seriously?  Who do you think you are?  Are you so important that you think you can hold up an entire bus load of children while you “dash” into the school to get your one child.  Rude.  Oh, and when the bus driver honks at you and asks you to move your car.  The correct response is not to give him the “1 minute” sign.  It’s to MOVE YOUR CAR!  Sigh.  Some people.

Signed,

Will People Ever Stop Surprising Me?

Dear Tim Horton’s Customer,

At the Tim Horton’s coffee shop, there is a certain protocol one must follow.  It is quite simple really.  When you walk in the door, you go and get in line.  You line up at the BACK of the line.   You do not wave your skinny Lululemon clad ass and think this is somehow a pass to the front.  I for one am unimpressed. Okay I was a little bit impressed, but not enough to let you get your coffee before me and the 70 year old gent who held the door open for me.

Signed,

Yep, People Can Still Surprise Me

    • Comments

    1. Both instances are just RUDE and INCONSIDERATE! The two traits that seem to becoming more and more prevalent on a daily basis – and also the two traits that I most despise. I’m beginning I think I need to go live on a deserted island just to escape these people.

    2. I do love your letters, they always give me a good smile! But it is sad that there are so many ignorant people in the world isn’t it.

    5. Thank you for yelling at the stupid drop-off parents. They’re at my school too, holding up the entire line while they get out of the car, unbuckle Johnny’s seat belt, hand him his backpack and lunchbox, and give him a hug and kiss. Then they stand by their car, watching him walk all the way into the school. If you want to do all that, go park and take your time. When you’re in the drop-off line, you’re supposed to keep moving! All us moms back there with slippers and pajama pants on are anxious to get home to our coffee!

    6. Sometimes I wonder if the human race is getting dumber, maybe all the toxins and stuff, people do stupid stuff on a daily basis and I just have to shake my head.

    12. line cutters! I always speak up and remind them that everyone else is waiting behind them. Yeah, I’m the chick yelling “get to the back of the line!”.