I never wanted…
To mix up a teeny hand held air freshener with breath spray. Perhaps the picture of a pine tree should have been a clue?
To ever have to try to eat anything like this. Meal Worm Salsa? Shiver.
To ever admit to my 12 year old daughter that her grade 7 math is getting too difficult for me.
To send a powerful volt of electricity through my bod as I stepped out of a hot tub to do something really important; turn on the CD player.
To walk through a grocery store with spit up on my shirt, and baby poop on my pants. Fashionable.
To watch my Hubby break his big toe falling down getting out of the shower. Uh, cause I kicked him out of the shower, not in the “showering together” mood.
To ever confuse eyeliner with lip liner again.
To have a police officer knock on my door with a need to check my pool, and under my pool cover for a missing man. Gulp.
So the scary thing…all but ONE of these things are true! Meh, it happens. Can you guess which one is a fib?
I’m late to this party but it was definitely interesting!!!
I am so far behind in my blog reading but I was going to guess the salsa stuff. Pretty scary about the missing man!
Okay, time to fess up. I shocked myself, mixed up eyeliner with lipliner and had police knocking on my door needing to search my pool. What I would never do is eat Worm Salsa! YUCK
Has to be the meal worm salsa….but…you have a picture of it?? Yuck!!
Please let the fib be the meal worm salsa!!!!!
Oh god I hope its the worms
Please let it be the meal worms yuk
Oh a couple of you have it right!!
I will tell you the police story is true!! There was a man missing in my hometown and the police went door to door looking in backyards, sheds and under pool covers. So sad! (he was not in my yard!)
I’m going with the powerful volt of electricity running through your body! NOT.GOOD.
Life in the suburbs is always exciting!
Since I remember you blogging about a couple of these….I’m going with the eye/lip liner