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Justify Baby….Reason’s I’m Eating Chocolate

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House to myself for the first time in 3 weeks. Celebrate. Eat some chocolate.

Baby girl has a tummy ache AGAIN. Worried.  Eat some chocolate, cause clearly that is gonna help.

Run some errands and found giant Reese Chocolate Bars at the dollar store?  Must eat this chocolate. Dumb girl, should have stocked up!  These monsters are huge and delish!reeseIt’s cold out…drink some hot chocolate.

Put an offer on a fab house in Florida.  A home we could vacation in and rent out too!  Isn’t she sweet? Florida

Excited. Eat Chocolate.

Doc has decided baby girl needs to have blood work done….some other stuff too.  Feel almost sick with worry, still room for chocolate.  It is hard being a Mama.

Owners of house in Florida accepted!  Now just waiting to see if bank approves the short sale. Yes, more chocolate.

So tired.  Long day.  Does Bailey’s count as chocolate?

I have a problem.

How much chocolate will I consume before today is over? 

Feel free to send chocolate.

    • Comments

    1. I hope your girl would have normal blood test results. Perhaps it’s just growing pains.
      If we’re neighbors, i’ll give you chocolate macadamias (my bff in hawaii sent me some, yum!).

    4. So I am guessing that Baby Girl will be born with a killer tan, thanks to all that milky brown chocolate coursing through her little in-utero veins. She will LOVE you for it. Wish my mom had done that for me. *sniff*

    7. Reeses’ Peanut Butter Cups were a recent “problem” for me while I was in FL (what is it with this candy bar and Florida?)…

      Put. The. Chocolate. Down. Now.

      And short sales in FL do go through, contrary to what some people would have you believe!

      PS Did you put the chocolate down yet? 🙂

    9. who doesn’t love chocolates?
      I love chocolates, too, but if I eat too much my throat can’t stand it. I tried to switch to dark chocolate but nothing beats milk chocolate.

      take it easy, girl…

    11. Forget the Reeses peanut buttercups…..the best….Trader Joe’s peanutbutter cups, rich, smooth, creamy. Darn it, now I have to drive to Trader Joe’s.

    13. PS Sorry, (see I was thinking about the chocolate too much too) I meant to also say I really hope your baby girl is fine. Kids usually are, but I know its a worry anyway.

    14. Hilarious! Glad I found your blog. Im a follower now and will be back for more. I had no idea Reeses made candy bars! Im a US expat in the UK, going back to the US for a visit in April and will be looking for these babies!