How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Life Would Be Easier

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I’m sure we all wish there was world peace, no famine, cures for the worst of diseases.  You know, that pageant queen answers.  The big wishes are obvious and universal.  Today I’m just after a few subtle changes to the way the world works. That’s all I’m asking for.  Ya know, to make my life easier, cause it’s all about me. 

StarbucksI wish Starbucks delivered.  I would have a standing order.

I wish cars were bendy.  Wouldn’t it be easier to park?  Then I could squeeze my giant SUV anywhere!

I wish homework was banned on weekends.  Just sayin.

I wish toilets were self cleaning.

I wish pets didn’t shed.

I wish new boots were already broken in when you bought them.  Feet hurty.

I wish cell phones bounced.  Sigh.

That is all.  For today anyway.

What little things would you wish for?

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    10. I concur with non shedding pets, note I am sitting at my work desk using scotch tape to remove yellow lab hair from a block jacket.

      I wish they’d invent a personal dry cleaning system like a shower, I would walk in one end and out the other, clean, with hair and makeup done and NO dog hair.