How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

The One Where I Flash the Lawn Boy

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Note to self:

You live in the Suburbs, not a deserted island.  Occasionally there will be people who are close enough to your house that they will be able to see into your windows without even trying.  This is especially possible if your dear Hubby hires the lawn boy to do a little extra work.  

Dear Lawn Boy,

I am so sorry.  Blush.  I didn’t know you were in my backyard.  If I had known this I most certainly would not have been so bold as to take off my shirt and change my bra in the middle of the kitchen as you strode up onto the back deck!  Eeek!  I apologize for the fright I must have given you, and trust me when I say you scared the hell out of me.  Never before have I darted so quickly behind the island in the kitchen, and this is the first time I have had to commando crawl in my own house…half nudie to find my shirt.  Sigh.  So now you know, this is what real women’s boobs look like.  Boobs that are 39 years old and have nursed 2 children.  Clearly I did not know you were there or I would have sucked it in  I am not that kind of desperate housewife.

Hope I can avoid you forever until you come back to cut the grass next week.

Signed

Ten colors of red, giggling and laughing while screaming at my Hubby for not telling me the lawn boy was coming early, ridiculously embarrassed, Married Cougar in the Suburbs.

*photo credit flickr

    • Comments

    8. I apologize for laughing at your misfortune and embarrassment, but it is hilarious! I can’t help it. I would have been mortified myself. No one needs to see these boobs anymore. Not even me.

    10. oh no! something like this happened to me years ago. i had just gotten out of the shower and the shade on the window rolled up all on it’s own. i’d never hit the floor so quickly. thankfully no one was across the courtyard. I live in apartments.

    12. Sorry to laugh, but that is the funniest thing I’ve seen/read all darn day!

      I’m sure that boy is looking at you with a new respect now!