It’s that time again, time to spread the love with some letters of things I only wish I had the nerve to say.
A special Saturday edition courtesy of my exhausting trip to Costco!
Dear Costco,
I suck it up and pay for the privilege of shopping in your warehouse. I’m over that. I accept the fact that each and every time I spend ridiculous amounts of money on “Value” size cereal, bags of apples so large only deer could get through them before they rot, and crates of toilet paper so large it blocks my view out the back of my SUV. I understand that there are no bags. I withstand both the cold and the warehouse atmosphere, then stand in line for 15 minutes playing the “which line is the fastest” game? Now. You have gone and introduced the self check out. Is this not the final indignity? Please! If I am going to drop 300 bucks for 1 visit can’t you spare just 1 lousy staff to check me out? Create a job, keep a shopper happy. Sigh.
Signed
Wondering What Happened to Customer Service.
Dear Collector of My Garbage
Yes you, Mr.Garbage Man. Although I truly appreciate that you take away all of the stink that has gathered up in my home over the last 8 days or so, there is one thing that is kinda driving me crazy. I do not appreciate it when you take my brand new Garbage can and toss it 5 feet after it has been emptied.
I know, I get it, it is probably mundane to put it back on the curb where you found it. But here is the thing, chasing that baby down the hill I live on as it gently rolls at a speed just s l i g h t l y faster then I can trot in my “fashion before function” boots….it’s getting old.
Oh and thanks for the whistles bub, sadly the cat calls are sometimes good for my ego. Hey,if you think I’m so hot, couldn’t you just do a girl a favor and return her garbage pail to the curb?
Signed
I Think Next Time I’ll Just See How Far Those Cans Will Roll
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I wonder if a cat call actually ever landed a guy a date.
*rolls eyes*
Oh that trash man.. Have a great weekend..
I am so jealous. Our garbage man never whistles at me.
At least your garbage isn’t self-service and Costco doesn’t throw your groceries five feet. Oh wait. Sometimes they do.
Priceless.. I won’t be renewing my Costco sub anytime soon..
The second letter is a riot.. If you think I’m so hot…..
Thanks for the laugh.
I love these letters…I just love them.
I think this stuff in my head all the time. Feels good to get it out.
teehee…perhaps the garbage man will read. smiles.
yeah not much for the warehouses these days myself…
have a wonderful saturday!
Love this letters and agree with them! Very funny! LOL
Haha! You make me laugh!
I’ve only been to Costco once and that was enough of an adventure!
LOL Those are awesome! Also so very true where ever you live, what is with that! And this is why I just put out the bag and forget the can. LOL 🙂
Heehee- Garbage Guy probably throws your bin down the hill on purpose to see the hot housewife running after it in her heels 😀
I agree with you about Costco. I don’t even want to use the self-checkout at the regular grocery store. I’m all about service! 🙂
Never do the warehouse stores…too much, too hard…but not against them. My sister-in-law gets good smoked salmon from the one she where she shops.
Self check-out…more stress, but I guess I can learn if it were worth it to me.
My recycle guy neatly stacks my three bins, and throws the other neighbor’s. Could it be that nice tip I game him for Christmas? 🙂
I like the way you describe your adventures. 🙂
Really, I haven’t seen that yet at Costco. Like I want to bag my $300 in groceries!!! What I would like to see is an express lane because sometimes I just run in a a few items. Sorry about your trash can but kudos on being hot!