Dear Romantic Hubby bought me a Chocolate covered candy apple as part of my Valentines Gift. I promised I would share. Apparently I lied. Chocolately covered goodness is all gone. Went out and replaced it with a second new Delicious Apple. Shhh. No one will ever know.
Did my new drivers license arrive in the mail yet? Well yes, but I keep telling him “No”. The picture is that horrible and I am that vain! How did I start looking so much like my mother in just under 5 years? Not there’s anything wrong with that, she is a stunning 65 year old gal! Must invest some uber expensive face cream to combat the crows feet and check out that Jillian’s Shred. Think if I went for some botox the Ministry of Transportation would give me a re-take?
Was secretly relieved when the sleep over / tubing birthday my SweetGirl was invited to was in direct conflict with BlueEyes Gymnastics meet. She legitimately can’t go and now I don’t have to make up an excuse as to why she can’t sleep over at that bossy know it all full of attitude I can do everything better then you can do it little girls house.
Was so tired that I put lip liner where eyeliner is supposed to go. Just one eye before I figured my mistake. Red rouge..not the best look around green eyes.
Sitting cross legged on the floor while writing this post. Had a HUGE sneeze…and a little bit of pee sneaked out. Good grief.
Can you beat that confession?
Hahahahahah! Thank goodness it didn’t leak on the computer! Gack!
And sharing? What’s that? You’re too kind, to replace it. I would eat the second one too… 😉
I have been absent. But I am back. Aren’t you excited??!!!!
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I love this! Real life rocks! 🙂
Pilates is key against sneez wee wee:) Thank you for stopping by my blog today. I’m now following you.
Anat
My driver’s license picture was taken before my Tony Danza haircut grew out. It’s B-A-D.
Also, I refuse to acknowledge pee that comes out from sneezing or coughing. Therefore, I cannot beat your confession because I refuse to admit that condition exists.
I am just sitting here laughing my ass off!! This post was hysterical. Kegel exercises..helps with the pee. How the heck do you spell that anyway??
I don’t think I can beat that confession, hmm, secretly relieved that my Dh had to take youngest to Scout meeting last night.
So funny! I have these thoughts too. I use eyeliner as lip liner on purpose, but I agree, the other way around just does not work!
Ha ha ….. enjoyed reading that.
I wonder how many times you can replace that apple before someone gets suspicious. It sounds like a really good challenge to me.