Dear Romantic Hubby bought me a Chocolate covered candy apple as part of my Valentines Gift. I promised I would share. Apparently I lied. Chocolately covered goodness is all gone. Went out and replaced it with a second new Delicious Apple. Shhh. No one will ever know.
Did my new drivers license arrive in the mail yet? Well yes, but I keep telling him “No”. The picture is that horrible and I am that vain! How did I start looking so much like my mother in just under 5 years? Not there’s anything wrong with that, she is a stunning 65 year old gal! Must invest some uber expensive face cream to combat the crows feet and check out that Jillian’s Shred. Think if I went for some botox the Ministry of Transportation would give me a re-take?
Was secretly relieved when the sleep over / tubing birthday my SweetGirl was invited to was in direct conflict with BlueEyes Gymnastics meet. She legitimately can’t go and now I don’t have to make up an excuse as to why she can’t sleep over at that bossy know it all full of attitude I can do everything better then you can do it little girls house.
Was so tired that I put lip liner where eyeliner is supposed to go. Just one eye before I figured my mistake. Red rouge..not the best look around green eyes.
Sitting cross legged on the floor while writing this post. Had a HUGE sneeze…and a little bit of pee sneaked out. Good grief.
Can you beat that confession?
You have me beat for sure! I hope the lip liner came off okay!
I am one who also looks like my Mom.. It is not a bad thing. I love what happen with the eyes. I have put the wrong contact in and that was a mess. Love your confessions. I hope you took an award today when you stopped by.
I have to get a new driver’s license photo this year and am so dreading it. The one I have now is one of those amazing once in a lifetime “Good” driver’s license photos. I’m not foolish enough to think this could ever happen again. Ugh.
My DL is expired. By 2 months- Won’t renew until I lose another 10 pounds. How is that for confession! Love- Danna
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Yeah…I have nothing to confess…I swear…life is Totally perfect. Nope…not tellin:) Holly
And where is the pic of the eye?
You are great! Love the brutal honesty.
Love the confessions!!!
I ate cake for breakfast. I set up an early conference call so that I didn’t have to be part of the getting-off-to-school drama this morning. I still haven’t showered or brushed my teeth or my hair and it’s 12:30. There are mine 🙂
I love how you just keep it real sister! Love it — I do! I’m 7 months pregnant and one of the message boards I’m on has a WHOLE thread about the “PEE-ZE” LOL… when you sneeze and pee at the same time. bwa ha ha… made me laugh out loud. I’ve been living in Poise pads since about a month ago since I’m so petite… and tend to have such big babies — there’s no hope for me!
And the lip/eye liner mishap – – yeah, been there done that! LOL… Too funny.. You SHOULD have taken a photo of that! LOL…. we can all comiserate in some form or fashion on that one, too, I’m sure.
Oh, I can definately beat that, my little sister! Just stick me on a trampoline or make me laugh, sneeze or cough and watch what this 51 year old bladder can do. It aint pretty!
You share three things with my wife – 1)She hates her DL picture 2)She pees when she sneezes 3)She thinks the same of another little girl
Haha. Don’t think I beat your “Sniss” confession! I will however, fully admit to eating something and replacing it before the hubs notices it’s gone. He’s never been the wiser!
Love this post! I would have replaced the apple too.
I hate when I sneeze like that. It always makes me feel like I am two again lol.
i don’t blame you for not sharing…some things you just can’t!
my dl ppl ask why i look PO’d. maybe it was the nasty wait and rude ‘stand behind the line’ lady? dunno!
I’m sure the red looked ummm really nice on ur eyes! (grins)
as for the pee…it’s too hard to sneeze…cover your mouth…protect your keyboard and squeeze ur kegals all at once….