You know how there are New Years Resolutions? Yeah, well, I am no good at those.
I’m never going to eat better, exercise more or worry less.
I love my junk, my Bow Flex is an awesome Laundry hanger and I am pretty sure worrying is part of my DNA.
My conclusion, New Years Eve Resolutions suck. No one can keep them, they just end up making you feel like a great big fat lazy failure.
Boo.
This morning, the sun came up and I had an epiphany!
I am giving up on New Years Resolutions and embracing Super Bowl Resolutions!
Things I will do differently next year:
#1) I declare that from now on I will find a cute guy on both teams to cheer for. This way no matter who wins, ModernMom is happy.
#2) I will never again try to explain to my children that the Super Bowl is just as exciting to Daddy as High School Musical 3 was to them. They don’t get it. I shall find something else for them to do.
#3) I will add veggies into next years SuperBowl menu. Too many carbs. Too much glorious junk left us all feeling bloated and guilty. A couple of celery sticks would have gone a long way.
#4) I resolve that I will never again feed my dear Hubby Eggs, Nachos and Chili at the same Super Bowl Party. That combination along with his team winning left me with one content man. You know what this means? A man who is capable of farting in this sleep. *shiver
Our little SuperBowl Party was fab this year.
I repected his game, he cued me when the commercials were coming on.
With my new Super Bowl Resolutions I know next year, it will be even better.
Men are farter’s and their so good at it. New Years Resolutions are for the birds !
Wanna be jealous that there is rarely football in this house? He gets most of it at work and isn’t THAT huge of a fan anyway. This house will never see a superbowl party. But I would also recommend no eggs. I don’t think I have ever met a man that can handle eggs.
Great resolutions! I like the way you think.
#4 makes me thankful that Hubs passes out on the couch most nights. I leave him there till morning.
Yes I think I over did the food combinations here too. Mr. Peach Tart was the fart king all Sunday night.
Whoa, Suburban hubby digestion sounds lethal. Good thing there is no smellovision over the internets.
You may want to invest in some air freshener, just in case you forget some of those resolutions.
I choose teams, and entire sports, based on the cuteness of the players. This is pretty much the sole reason I love hockey. Yay cute Canadian guys!
What kind of eggs did you fix? ..My hunny farts in his sleep too. Yuck!! Glad you enjoyed the Superbowl!!
Haha, love it! I like this plan.
so looking forward to having the super bowl next year, such an American tradition.
I love it. Excellent idea! And your so right about the new years resolutions- who needs em!
That is a great idea!!!!
Love the SB resolution idea. Forget the actual game, Im just all about the commercials!