How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Deep Thoughts, People are Rude

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Observed while in the viewing room at a civilized Gymnastics’s Club…

Have you ever coughed so hard that you farted? The lady sitting beside me watching her child in the gym did tonight. Sucked for her, all kinds of funny for the rest of us.

I need some kind of privacy screen for my blackberry. Nosey girl on the other side keeps trying to read my texts.

If your feet smell like donkey butt, feel free to be a rebel and break the “Remove Your Shoes” rule.

Egg Salad sandwiches have no business in an enclosed space. Besides, didn’t he learn a lesson from farty girl? Eating egg salad and then sitting in a warm crowded room for an hour is like taking your life in your hands. Risky.

I like little kids as much as the next person, probably more, but please, stop your baby with the snot bubbles blowing our of her nose after her 3rd rendition of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. That wee one’s gurgly tune is making me feel ill.

I am stoked that you got invited to the party when Cheryl didn’t. I can’t believe Scott said that. Are you sure you can’t make the movie? I DON’T CARE!!!! Get off your cell phone or walk down the bloody hall and have your private conversation. Don’t sit there and pretend there is no one else in the room. Rude.

Only 6 more years until this kid can drive herself to the gym.

Anybody want to carpool?

    • Comments

    5. people are a bit rude…and crazy for that matter. I say this all the time. My youngest asked me one day: “do you think that YOU do anything to annoy people in public?” Me? NAH Never.

    6. I hear you loud and clear! I like winter as much as the next person, but being indoors with strangers is sometimes a bit much.

    11. This is hilarious! I could just picture all of this happening. People have lost their boundaries! I wish it were something I could give back to them. I think they would wonder why they got them back, they don’t seem to know what to do with them!