Survival in the Suburbs is one thing.
Surviving carpool is a whole new game.
Here are a few tips I have learned the last few years as I negotiated the tricky roads of carpool hell.
1. Never carpool with a kid prone to car sickness. The time saved driving is so not worth the time you get to spend in a car adorned with that new vomit smell.
2. Always have plastic bags on hand. (see #1)
3. Have a DVD player in that Suburban Vehicle? Then for goodness sake don’t forget the movies. Rotate often.
4. If you are setting up a regular carpool to Brownies or Swimming every week, don’t be all casual, all loosey goosey with the rules! Don’t be all “We could carpool.” BE SPECIFIC!
“You would like to carpool? Great!” “Would you like take turns driving every other week or drive there each time and I will pick up?”
Get a solid answer. Get a commitment. Trust me. If you don’t create some rules some of those User Mommies out there will NEVER take her turn. You see, what you don’t know is that some of us nice Mommies have invisible ink on our foreheads that only the user Mommies can see! I think mine says something like “USE ME..or SUUUCCCKKKERR”.
5. Snacks. Never a bad idea. Nut free of course.
6. Caffeine. duh.
7. Music. By the time you reach the carpool stage the days of music for the kids …well it’s gone. No more Old MacDonald, or classical to stimulate their little brains. Forget it. Each woman and child for themselves. This music is for you. This is about your survival! When the screaming and giggling gets to a decibel that could break champagne glasses it is time to pretend to be the “cool Mom”. Crank the tunes and drown them out.
8. You know that iPhone/Sidekick/ Crackberry you have that is so much fun to surf the net on and send texts to your friends on? Guess what? It is also a phone! I know! Do yourself a favor and store each and everyone of those little brats phone numbers in there and their Mamas work numbers too. Then when you hustle and scramble to make sure you pull into their driveway at exactly 6pm to pick your carpool up for Gymnastics, Volleyball, Soccer and the sweet darling is not home…..AHHH…. you can call that Mother and leave them any kind of message you want.
9. One word. Tylenol.
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Busy Bee Suz says
This is great…where were your rules when I was in the midst of carpooling years ago?????
Tylenol…it sure helps with a lot doesn’t it???
Have a great weekend!!!
Randi Troxell says
i will so commit these to memory for when the time comes!!!
have a wonderful wkend!
Matty says
You are so on point with this stuff. Especially with getting that commitment from the others and laying down some rules. Of course, the chaos inside the car goes without saying, but I do like the adult music.
Heather @ Two Little Monkeys says
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Just Breathe says
Funny post. I never had to carpool my kids and I guess I should be thankful for that!
yonca says
Lol, I’m lucky. My son doesn’t like kids songs anymore.(only 7) Yesterday he was making up his own song and kept singing..’oh baby, aren’t you gonna miss me…’:)
Great tips! Love them.
Secretia says
Busy Moms have no minutes to waste.
SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB says
i have a carpool but it is only with one kid – and he seriously has mental issues and will like start beating the crap out of my son to the point where i have to stop the car and pull him out of it
but i love not having to pick my kid up from school for an entire week it is heaven – so we’re gonna hang in there, aren’t we son?
Vic says
Caffeine Duh!!!Obviously…Your so cute:)
Tania-Dreams2009 says
Haha! Something for me to look forward too!
Tiffany says
a car full of loud kids?! i’ll need a motrin…make that an aleve. tylenol is like eating smarties candy for me!
BigSis says
Every one of them is true. I love it!
Menopausal New Mom says
Great advice!! Definitely the tylenol, with codeine if possible!
Stacie's Madness says
hahah, tylenol and lots of it. 😉