Dear Sir
If you do not have a handicapped sticker, get out of that spot.
Dear Madame
Are you aware that there are 15 cars piled up behind you trying to drop their children off to school? See all those signs that say no parking…drop off and pick up only. They actually mean..wait for it..NO PARKING..DROP OFF AND PICK UP ONLY.
Dear Weather Man
If you are unsure of the weather. If you don’t know what it’s going to do? How about trying honesty for a change! I would for once in my life love to see a meteorologist just say. Yeah, I don’ have a clue what it’s going to be like tomorrow! Sorry!
Dear Express-Line Cheater
Okay deary, it clearly says 8 items or less. Do you think the cashier can’t count? 15 items is just rude.
Dear Door to Door Sales Guy
Yes the “No Soliciting” sign means you too.
Dear Teenage Driver from Hell
My babies live on this street. Slow Down!
Dear Cable Guy
Thanks for the window appointment you gave me. Love that you were scheduled to arrive between 12 and 6pm. I enjoy waiting around for 6 hours per day. Sadly I don’t find you getting here at 6:02pm to be funny or amusing.
Dear Pool Guy
My eyes are up here!
Lots of love
ModernMom
Wow – can you write some letters for me? Or maybe i will just borrow some of yours?? 🙂
And huge thanks from me too – really thrilled you like my writing. You’re no slouch either, m’girl….
Like the letters, love the blog. Will be back!
Thanks for popping over to mine. I loved those letters. Funny that they apply over here in the UK, too!
thanks for stopping by for a slice of our life in Nova Scotia Modern Mom !
Um just realised I awarded you the award you awarded me! I’m sure I’ll get better at this stuff lol, please feel free to ignore my deliferate mistake 🙂
Too funny! I agree with Martha, morons are everywhere.
You’re so right, and these people are everywhere, arrrgh!
LOVE IT! I totally can relate to everything you’re saying. Great post. So funny. Well said.
Do we think it’s an evil plot? Shouldn’t we do something? It’s just oh, so familiar 🙂
I think I need to set aside one day per week to spend writing such letters to the people in my world.
lol, these are great! The cable one is so, so, so true!
Too funny.
So many annoying people so little time to write them letters….
You are too funny! Sounds like you need to find a new pool guy!
I take the nipple gazers as compliments these days – they are few and far between!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again – all these things transcend the continents – good post x
I am so over these same people in my neighborhood. Morons abound everywhere.