How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Tales of Dog Vomit

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Overheard:
7 Year old SweetGirl talking to Black Lab Shadow in her best Sing Song Mommy Voice.

You had a choice…you choose to eat the rabbit poop. Now you have to live with that choice. You have decided that you don’t get to play outside, you must come in. Okay?

Then whispers….
Mommy and Daddy will NOT be happy if they have to clean up your puke again. Okay baby. Bye Bye.

Good Grief! Is that really how I sound?

PS Credit where credit is due.

A wonderful tall dark and handsome fairy with a nasty gag reflex came to my house last night. He bravely did what no parent wants to do…he cleaned up the atrocious pile of dog vomit in the laundry room. THANK YOU Dog Vomit Cleaning Fairy!

    • Comments

    1. Wow, so many useful and kind fairies….Can you send a couple my way please? I could really do with them! Thanks for visiting my blog. Ciao. A.

    2. Does the vomit fairy want to come and clean up in our house? We have a cat who likes to eat grass and leaves little vomitty presents all over and two children who often bring home stomach bugs from nursery and school. Not sure which vomit is worse.!!

    4. i soooo need a fairy. no need for a dog vomit cleaning fairy, BUT if the regular old house cleaning fairy comes by your place anytime soon would you mind sending her my way?? teehee

      thanks for stopping by my blog. 🙂

    5. This is the one fairy who definitely needs to be thanked. My gag reflex is going just thinking about “it”. Happy weekend! Have you not bought anything lately? If so (or if not so), come tell me about it 🙂

    6. That totally made me laugh. My dog Sam vomits, too, when he eats grass outside. Not a very smart choice, if you ask me. Can you send that fairy with the gag reflex over to my house? Sam’s outside now, and he’s been out there a while – that’s never a good sign.

      PS – I’m a total fan of your blog! It always makes me smile. I’m going to try to email you an official fan to commemorate how much I enjoy your blog! 🙂

    7. Of course you can join in 10lbs in 28 days, you can actually lose quite a bit of weight just counting calories. Thanks for playing, I will put up a post next week to see how everyone is doing.

    10. Your little girl will make an amazing Mommy one day with that kind of logic. I wonder where she learned it from??? hmmmm. 🙂
      Vomit cleaning fairy? I need one of those too, for he would be busy at my house.

    14. That is great that the vomit fairy cleaned up after your dog.
      My pets only throw up when I’m home alone w/them and the fairies are busy. Sigh.