I’m A Pervert

Wait!  Not me, her.  My incredible Guest Poster for today!   Kyla of Mommy’s Weird
Yep, she admitted it, she is a pervert?  Do you want to know why SHE is a pervert?  You will have to read on to find out!  Confession:  after reading Ms Kyla’s post I have to tell you something, I might be a pervert too….
 
I’m a Pervert..

It’s confession time.
Here goes….
I looked down another woman’s shirt.
I’m not a lesbian.
Not counting that one time in college.
Oh, and high school.
And not that there is anything wrong with it, it just wasn’t for me. Too many breasts floating around for my liking.
Any who….
I looked down another woman’s shirt.
And it was awesome. First, of all I would like to mention that I didn’t do it on purpose. It just sort of happened. Because when this woman bent over to help her child, I saw in her breasts what I see in my own and I couldn’t help but stare. I also couldn’t help from feeling happy. I wasn’t alone.
Her breasts were also full of stretch marks.
Her breasts also looked like socks with rocks.
Her breasts looked like war wounds.
Truly, I couldn’t be any happier about this.
So, this morning, I raise my coffee cup to you, Random Mom. Not only did you make me feel much better about myself, my choice to breast feed and years of gaining and losing weight.
You also reminded me to buy some new bras and to only wear turtle-necks.


Kyla Cornish is a radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, Hot Mom’s and too many books and movies to review. According to one, probably drunk commenter on her blog, “She is Canada’s Version of The Bloggess”. Kyla Cornish has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged”. She has also been recognized by Circle of Mom’s for Top 25 Canadian Mommy Bloggers and Top 25 Funny Mom’s. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally.
Find Kyla  here:
Blogs at http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird



Comments

  1. You made me laugh this morning:) B

  2. That is so funny. Turtlenecks? Nahhh….we should wear our battle wounds proudly, at least in the summer time.
    LOL!

  3. Love Kyla!

  4. I will be sure to keep my minuscule A cups tucked away when I am in your presence . . but don’t go flaunting your big bountiful beauties either.

  5. Hahaha this post makes me feel slightly better about my deflated knockers! Let’s just say that my hemlines have gotten progressively higher as each year passes. Thanks for the chuckle.

  6. LOL – that would be NECKLINES! Not hemlines! Hahaha

  7. Breasts that have ursed a baby rock. I’m proud of mine.

  8. ha…kinda glad i dont have any, you know…it just doesnt look the same on a man…smiles.

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  10. Socks with rocks…funny!!

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  13. Bwhaha You were so right!! She is hilarious. Thanks for the intro!

  14. lol Kyla always cracks me up!

  15. Ha!! Love it!

  16. Haha, so funny! Great post!

  17. Thanks for the opportunity, Steph. You are wonderful!

  18. Cheers to you, Kyla, and Random Mom, too! I no longer wear a bikini and I’m okay with that. I’m proud of the children I have borne. 🙂

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  20. Debbie Bashford says:

    made me laugh, we never think that so many others are going through the same thing we are, it is nice to remember we are not alone

  21. kathy downey says:

    oh my goodness,i damn need peed myself reading this post