Hot Guys Shouldn’t

There are a few things that can take a guy from “hot” to “not” in an instant.  The older I get the more repelled I become by these hot guy wanna be’s walking around in my space!  I’m happily married, all I have is my hot Hubby at home and the odd glimpse I catch of hotness from the outside world.  So I ask you. 

Don’t hot guys know they shouldn’t…

Chew with their mouths open.

Ever say “How YOU doin…”

Smoke. (this may be a personal preference but ewwww)

Wear a Scooby Doo bandage….okay wait, unless he is SUPER hot, then maybe he can pull it off.  Yeah, I take this one back.

Let the world know the size of his ummm package by wearing his shorts as tight as those infamous tighty whities. 

Ignore the dentist. Chronic halitosis is not attractive. I don’t want to smell your breath from 5 feet away.  It ruins the hot.

Pass gas in public.  Not sexy.

Be a close talker!  If I don’t invite you into my space, keep out of it. 

Drive angry. Seriously. Rude is so not hot. 

Talk on your cell phone in line at the Stabucks like you are the only person in the room.  Ug  Egocentric much?

Seriously guys, this old married woman is begging you.  Give yourself a little thought…it can not be this hard to maintain the hot!


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  1. Too funny…I absolutely hate it when people, guys or not…hot or not, talk on the cell phone in public so loud freakin’ Santa Claus could hear them!

  2. I agree with the smoking… total turnoff no matter how hot they are.

  3. I’m with you on this list!! And the smoking… not cool!

  4. ok i got some work to do…smiles.

  5. you’re right with this list esp. talking on your cellphone very loudly in public-annoying!

  6. Lol too funny

  7. I agree most of all with the smoking. That kills the hotness.

  8. I’m really glad you took back the Scooby Doo Band-Aid one. 🙂

  9. I agree with all of that…add to the list: Highlights.
    Ewww. Seeing a guy with highlights ewww’s me out. 🙂

  10. Totally true! Love the tighty whitey one.

  11. Talking on the cell phone loudly is the worst part.

  12. Oh crap. I do like 7 of these things and I’m not even hot.

  13. I had a cute comment all ready and then cheeseboy made me laugh. Sorry.

  14. You ever said to the person that stands in line on the phone as they hang up “how were they?” or “so, you went to the club last night then?” it really really annoys them !!!! I think it depends on the reason why you are considering a mans hotness, if it is just to look at a well formed behind I can ignore most of those misgivings, if I have to actually engage with said hotboy then I agree every one is a no no. I wonder if Cheeseboy passed gas in the Barney suit, I’m sure he said “How YOU doin'” !!

  15. Too funny and too true! Somehow, they’ll eventually find a woman and she will tell them all these things and more!

  16. The Tight Shorts…
    No Excuse for this!
    Great post!

  17. I am so glad you took the band-aid thing back because I think that is flippin sexy…especially from a single dad who is all like ‘what my daughter/son picked out the bandage, are you going to say something cuz my kid is way cooler than you’. (its cute in a married guy too but that’s just not nice to go around scopin out the married ones — uber inappropriate ;))

    rest of the list – YES! but I think you forget the hot guy who hits on the girl when a child is present…that’s not cute boys, not cute. It makes you a boy and not a man. Momma, single/married doesn’t want to be hit on in front of the child.

  18. I heard my daughter and her friend discussing how grown men should NEVER wear skinny jeans. This is straight out of the mouths of 2 9-year-old girls. Better add that to your list:)

  19. For certain!!

  20. I couldn’t agree more, with everything, especially the tight shorts!

  21. Hilarious. I Think a close talker, male or female is bad. My husband farts like crazy though. He thinks it’s so funny. I think it’s disgusting, but then he’s so proud of himself it becomes a little funny.

  22. I thought it was only me…but, yeah, the highlights.

    Nope. Not so much.

  23. I’d have to say I agree!

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  28. LMAO…You have it pegged!! I HATE the “How YOU doin'” thing…My least favorite person in the world does that, and every time I hear it anywhere, it makes me cringe!
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  30. Ugh. Agreed. The halitosis thing and the egocentric phone chatter drive me CRAZY. And smoking? not hot. Not hot at all.

  31. I just started watching Grey’s Anatomy on Netflix… Now I know why they call him Dr. McDreamy and he definitely could get away with a Scooby Doo bandaid….

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  33. Haha. How YOU doin’? = Joey from friends.

  34. I totally agree with the smoking, yuck!!!!
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  35. Wearing tight shorts is not hot for me either. eewww…. 🙂

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  36. You’re right on target, as usual. Especially the table manners–a very underrated suitability indicator.

  37. I agree with all of them. Smoking is such a turnoff.

  38. Ok, I say a hot guy can totally pull of a scooby doo bandaid but the rest I agree!!!

  39. So agree rude is definitely not hot.
    And a guy being a sore loser-so not hot either. I totally decided to not date a guy once after watching him play basketball and throw a hissy fit

  40. I would add:

    Not opening doors for the girls…

  41. Okay, totally adding this:

    Please do not pick your nose and then look at your finger! So incredibly gross.

    Oh, and I voted for you 😉

  42. I work with a guy who is soooooo cute but is soooooooooo loud. It is annoying, and I have a pretty big mouth but not ALL the time!

  43. I hate hot guys with bad habits…and I hate when they ruin their hotness for me. Eye candy is nice once in a while.

  44. You got that right!!!

  45. Great list! Just because your hot does not give you the green light to be annoying.

  46. Great list; I agree!

  47. Blah! Yes, Agree, agree, agree!

  48. I think thats a good list of donts for everyone, even the not so hot guys!

  49. Visiting from Courtney K’s page – I’d like to add using fowl language just because they can…it doesn’t make them sound any cooler!

  50. lol…great list!!

  51. kathy downey says:

    I agree most with the smoking.

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