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Hot Guys Shouldn’t

in Everyday on 03/02/11

There are a few things that can take a guy from “hot” to “not” in an instant.  The older I get the more repelled I become by these hot guy wanna be’s walking around in my space!  I’m happily married, all I have is my hot Hubby at home and the odd glimpse I catch of hotness from the outside world.  So I ask you. 

Don’t hot guys know they shouldn’t…

Chew with their mouths open.

Ever say “How YOU doin…”

Smoke. (this may be a personal preference but ewwww)

Wear a Scooby Doo bandage….okay wait, unless he is SUPER hot, then maybe he can pull it off.  Yeah, I take this one back.

Let the world know the size of his ummm package by wearing his shorts as tight as those infamous tighty whities. 

Ignore the dentist. Chronic halitosis is not attractive. I don’t want to smell your breath from 5 feet away.  It ruins the hot.

Pass gas in public.  Not sexy.

Be a close talker!  If I don’t invite you into my space, keep out of it. 

Drive angry. Seriously. Rude is so not hot. 

Talk on your cell phone in line at the Stabucks like you are the only person in the room.  Ug  Egocentric much?

Seriously guys, this old married woman is begging you.  Give yourself a little thought…it can not be this hard to maintain the hot!

 

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    Comments

    1. Debbie White Beattie says

      September 18, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      I agree 100% especially the smoking because I’m an ex smoker and now I notice that it really stinks. But I have to say, it’s been 6 years since this post and I know that no one goes anywhere without their damn cell phones and they talk or text all day whether in line or not. Do I sound bitter, probably because I still don’t own a cell phone and it’s my stubborn self saying that I won’t get dragged in like everyone else. Like when did it become impossible to wait to get your messages at the end of the day and why do you have to be available to get calls and messages immediately. Why can’t it wait, because I miss having conversations where people talk and even look you in the eye. Can you tell this is a HUGE pet peeve that I have !

    2. kathy downey says

      December 4, 2016 at 2:36 pm

      I agree most with the smoking.

    3. Penelope says

      March 10, 2011 at 10:05 pm

      lol…great list!!

    4. Ashley Sisk says

      March 7, 2011 at 6:03 pm

      Visiting from Courtney K’s page – I’d like to add using fowl language just because they can…it doesn’t make them sound any cooler!

    5. The Blue Zoo says

      March 7, 2011 at 7:21 am

      I think thats a good list of donts for everyone, even the not so hot guys!

    6. Loukia says

      March 7, 2011 at 5:27 am

      Blah! Yes, Agree, agree, agree!

    7. TheBabyMammaChronicles says

      March 6, 2011 at 1:16 am

      Great list; I agree!

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