I'm baking low fat oatmeal muffins and cramming in as many chocolate chips as the batter can hold.I'm drinking my 8 glasses of water hoping to shed a pound or two....chasing each glass with some super yummy chocolate and minty girl guide cookies.
I spend 20 minutes in the morning covering my face in make-up so I can look more natural.
Told my kids they have spent enough time in front of the TV, but yes they can play on the computer.
Told my kids they have spent enough time in front of the TV, but yes they can play on the computer.
Must stop overspending, but the sale at Banana Republic is so so good!
I do pride myself on not being one of those "competitive Mom's" but man was I ticked off when my kid was passed over for a higher level group in gymnastics for the daughter of the Office Manager of the Gym. mmmm favoritism?
I hate gossip, but loved hearing she's taking her cheating spouse to the cleaners.
Salad for dinner. Popcorn and coke for 10pm snack.
I truly think recycling is important, but just threw out yet another Tupperware container full of unidentifiable moldy mush with a gag factor of 10.
I am currently wearing my new Spanx while eating previously mentioned not so low fat muffins.
Yep, that's me, just trying to get through life in the Suburbs.
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41 comments:
LOL! I look at it as getting some sort of "balance."
I need to live just like you. I love shopping also and that is a wonderful place to shop. I was just in there yesterday and would have bought the whole store if I could.
Those are great ones!
LMAO love the list.
You're a hoot!
Um, I could have written this list, you know! LOL! Hilarious!
And that's exactly how it should be done.
Aren't Girl Guide cookies just the worst? (in a good way) I'm now selling (read: eating) those, the box full of chocolate bars I'm supposed to sell for Suvi's gymnastics fundraiser and bought "gourmet" popcorn from the boy scout at the door last night.
Life in the suburbs isn't easy on the waistline. Must get myself a pair of Spanx already...
This is awesome! I spent some time making myself look more natural too today. Too funny!
I am going to overlook the plastic in the garbage can. Just this once, :0
That is hysterical...it is me too...but right now I am eating pumpkin muffins.
Holly @ 504 Main
Hahahahahaha. This was too funny!! Honest to Gawd, I was reading your post while devouring about 4 (big) chocolate chip cookies, having every intention to drink my 8 glasses of water today, hoping I will lose the weight I just put on from the cookies. Great post!
I am so glad to know I'm not the only one that will throw away tupperware if the insides are unidentifiable. (Boy, do I feel guilty doing that - and I thought I was the only one!)
This is too funny! Too true, and too funny.
very cool and funny post!
have an awesome wkend!
LOVE IT! must get that recipe, can ou get that compliment semisweet chunks and chips? Those things are FABULOUS for pancakes!
A cute post I think you really enjoy life
Low fat NEEDS chocolate chips!
HAHHAHAHA! I love this! If I had been eating a cookie right now, like I want to be, I would totally be choking on it from my guffawing, which would be uncomfortable but so worth it...oh yes...
Love your blog, will be visiting often from the comforts of my blog roll...also, let me see if there is a button to steal....
LOL, I LOVE it!
I find those containers of mystery ingredients often to be the source of the mystery stink in the refrigerator.
You're better than me. The popcorn and coke would have been the dinner and the snack. ;)
Pass me some of those chocolate chips! Major pms going on here.
Love the list. I totally relate.
Eight glasses of water substitutes well for eight glasses of anything that Has calories. Good Work!
Secretia
Real life, huh? Those muffins? Sound heavenly!
Oh, and I work out? Then take a gob of peanut butter. Sigh.
"but just threw out yet another Tupperware container full of unidentifiable moldy mush with a gag factor of 10."
I am such a fan of the oxymoron. Enjoyed this post.
I think I would like to hang out with you for a day, oh the fun we would have!
The Banana sales always suck me in too.
Left you somtehing on my blog!! Enjoy!
Life is a series of irrationalities! lol
My husband makes us compost everything and sometimes I just don't feel I have the time. So, this week when he went out of town, I threw away all of our leftovers that had been sitting in the fridge for days and weeks. And I didn't compost. I threw them in the trash. It felt really good.
that's the answer to my problem - I must wear spanx while I eat crap! awesome!
I so spit out some coffee when I read the spanx one that is classic my dear. I don't think i could even get those suckers up .. LOL
I've always thought the make up one was too funny!
OMG what a great post. Hilarious ~ seriously.
I love the "tupperware" comment. How true is that!
thanks for the early morning giggle!
Oh, I am so with ya on the moldy tupperware. Did the same thing to sippy cups that were found months after being reported missing. AND did you hear about that woman running around with a younger man?? But I ain't one to gossip so you didn't hear it from me... :)
LOL...I confess I'd never heard of Spanx till a couple weeks ago. I feel like I've been fraudulently passing myself off as a suburban mom, not knowing about them. I may have to invest in some...we made apple pies AND chocolate chip cookies in our house today. I'll need all the help I can get.
OMG- so true girl! LOL
You had me with the chocolate chip muffins, haha! I'm having a caramel apple for breakfast. : )
abso fabo! i love your blog posts! makes me feel better about having raw pre-made chocolate chip cookies for dinner last night - and breakfast this morning. and lunch.
Ha,ha, Funny Post, please pass me a muffin.
Great post... and sounds eerily familiar to... moi! ;) Banana Republic sales are too great to ever give up... and popcorn for a late night snack is the way to go! :)
I can totally see why you have so many followers and sure am happy to be one of them - you rock my world, woman!
Life's too short to be skinny and miserable.
*high fives everyone in the room*
Sounds like you're a REAL WOMAN!
I feel bad about the recycling too!! I need to organize my kitchen with two trash cans. I for recycling and one for true trash!!
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