Dear Concession Salesgirl,
I respect that you have a job to do. You job is to up sell. Offer me extra butter, see if I want a bigger pop, perhaps I want a combo? No to all. Hmm. Well, Can I offer you a membership in our rewards program? AHHHH. Dear girl…my movie starts in like 2 minutes and I’ve been informed it is a sold out show, I really don’t want to be in the front row..can I please just have the popcorn and slushie and move along!!!
Girl in a Hurry
Dear Cinepex Odeon,
Your ticket prices have skyrocketed, your theatres are too cold, your popcorn prices are ridiculous. I have accepted all of that. I am not impressed that after paying to see the movie of my choice I must sit through commercials? Commercials for milk and cell phones? If I wanted commercials I would have waited to see this movie on TV. Bring on the pre-views, bring on the show. Keep your crap 7 minutes of commercials.
Glad I rushed at the Concession stand so I wouldn’t miss these commercials
Dear Texting Girl,
Turn off your cell phone in the movies means just that. Turn off your phone and stop your crazy texting. I don’t need to be distracted by your little blue screen during a pivotal moment in the movie. Sex scene plus your blue screen and doot doot doot. Anti-Climatic.
Getting annoyed now.
Dear Sir -Sitting Beside Me,
Oh Sweetie. Didn’t your Mommy ever tell about a little thing called the shower? If you knew about this glorious invention and the added benefit of deodorant my experience last night would have been so much more pleasant. Every time you lift your arm to grab some popcorn I gag. Each time the air kicks in I’m forced to plug my nose. You see dear, this is probably why your date didn’t show up last night. She didn’t know how to tell you the embarrassing news…you smell.
Girl choking on your B.O. that should have stayed home