Dear Sir
If you do not have a handicapped sticker, get out of that spot.
Dear Madame
Are you aware that there are 15 cars piled up behind you trying to drop their children off to school? See all those signs that say no parking...drop off and pick up only. They actually mean..wait for it..NO PARKING..DROP OFF AND PICK UP ONLY.
Dear Weather Man
If you are unsure of the weather. If you don't know what it's going to do? How about trying honesty for a change! I would for once in my life love to see a meteorologist just say. Yeah, I don' have a clue what it's going to be like tomorrow! Sorry!
Dear Express-Line Cheater
Okay deary, it clearly says 8 items or less. Do you think the cashier can't count? 15 items is just rude.
Dear Door to Door Sales Guy
Yes the "No Soliciting" sign means you too.
Dear Teenage Driver from Hell
My babies live on this street. Slow Down!
Dear Cable Guy
Thanks for the window appointment you gave me. Love that you were scheduled to arrive between 12 and 6pm. I enjoy waiting around for 6 hours per day. Sadly I don't find you getting here at 6:02pm to be funny or amusing.
Dear Pool Guy
My eyes are up here!
Lots of love
ModernMom
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27 comments:
I am so over these same people in my neighborhood. Morons abound everywhere.
I take the nipple gazers as compliments these days - they are few and far between!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again - all these things transcend the continents - good post x
You are too funny! Sounds like you need to find a new pool guy!
Too funny.
So many annoying people so little time to write them letters....
lol, these are great! The cable one is so, so, so true!
I think I need to set aside one day per week to spend writing such letters to the people in my world.
Do we think it's an evil plot? Shouldn't we do something? It's just oh, so familiar :)
LOVE IT! I totally can relate to everything you're saying. Great post. So funny. Well said.
You're so right, and these people are everywhere, arrrgh!
Too funny! I agree with Martha, morons are everywhere.
Um just realised I awarded you the award you awarded me! I'm sure I'll get better at this stuff lol, please feel free to ignore my deliferate mistake :)
thanks for stopping by for a slice of our life in Nova Scotia Modern Mom !
Thanks for popping over to mine. I loved those letters. Funny that they apply over here in the UK, too!
And huge thanks from me too - really thrilled you like my writing. You're no slouch either, m'girl....
Like the letters, love the blog. Will be back!
Wow - can you write some letters for me? Or maybe i will just borrow some of yours?? :)
Lol.. great post I feel the same way, 6:02 isnt amusing :) but about my pest control guy
I think I just got one of your letters (lol)
Have a great week!
That was sooo funny!
Thanks a lot for the visit!
I really like your bog also:)
HAHAHA! I love these notes! Oh my gosh, haven't we all wanted to leave a couple of these? :-) LOL!
I so love when there's a major storm outside and it's pouring zebras and camels and the weather guy says 20% chance for rain on the radio. What a dummy!!
I TOTALLY get your "letters"!
Good job.
Thanks for being a part of the VGNO. I hope you met some wonderful bloggers this weekend :->
This is great! I used to wait on the local weatherman during lunch almost every day a few years ago, and every day my boss harassed him about the weather (he was never right). Needless to say he stopped visiting our restaurant, haha!
So funny.....yet so true!
Cute!
Wait...did you live my life last week? (Well, except for the pool guy. He's too busy checking out my daughters and for that, he WILL pay!!!:-)
Please write a book or script for a sitcom soon...it will be a huge hit!:-)
Laughing at the 6:02 pm comment about cable guy!
oooooh the express line cheater and cable guy... oh man i get heated sometimes!!
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