Are you aware that there are 15 cars piled up behind you trying to drop their children off to school? See all those signs that say no parking…drop off and pick up only. They actually mean..wait for it..NO PARKING..DROP OFF AND PICK UP ONLY.
Dear Weather Man
If you are unsure of the weather. If you don’t know what it’s going to do? How about trying honesty for a change! I would for once in my life love to see a meteorologist just say. Yeah, I don’ have a clue what it’s going to be like tomorrow! Sorry!
Dear Express-Line Cheater
Okay deary, it clearly says 8 items or less. Do you think the cashier can’t count? 15 items is just rude.
Dear Door to Door Sales Guy
Yes the “No Soliciting” sign means you too.
Dear Teenage Driver from Hell
My babies live on this street. Slow Down!
Dear Cable Guy
Thanks for the window appointment you gave me. Love that you were scheduled to arrive between 12 and 6pm. I enjoy waiting around for 6 hours per day. Sadly I don’t find you getting here at 6:02pm to be funny or amusing.
Dear Pool Guy
My eyes are up here!
Lots of love