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Monday Morning Rant

in Everyday on 05/16/11

It’s been a wild and busy weekend and I have some complaints!

Bad drivers make me crazy.  Worse then that, men who assume it’s always a woman who is the bad driver! Sure I may suck at parallel parking, but last I checked that was PARKING not driving. Just sayin’ I am an excellent driver.

People who give away the ending to reality TV shows.  I don’t love the girl who announces on twitter or at the school drop off “Can you believe XXXX won Survivor?”.  Shutie! Have you people not heard of PVR’s? Maybe SOME of us haven’t seen the ending yet!

Wet rainy days and dogs that must pee outside.  Seriously, why can’t my pup learn how to wipe her feet already.

Skinny girls who imply that they are fat.  If you are fishing for a compliment from me….keep dangling honey, not gonna happen.  Confidence has to come from the inside, not fished for compliments.

Doctors that run an hour behind. Yep, we know you are important but guess what, my time is too.

Drunk girls.  Not just having a drink and a giggle drunk girls.  Really drunk girls, with their boobs all hanging out.  Congratulations, you have boobs, half the planet does.  Be a little less proud of them and have a little more respect for yourself and cover those babies up. 

End of Rant.

Go ahead, add your complaint, it feels good to get it off your chest!

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    Comments

    1. Debbie White Beattie says

      October 16, 2017 at 6:15 am

      Those are the ones you stay far away from while they embarrass themselves

    2. kyooty says

      June 5, 2011 at 3:03 pm

      Little boys that get a virus, but insist on being whiny! I know it’s the beginning of man sick training, but oh I just want to stick him in the tub and wash the sick out of him, only it’s on the inside brain included.

    3. Glamazons says

      May 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm

      I agree with everything you said! You are too funny! That sounds like me on a Monday, I seem to always have the Monday Blues! I just grabbed your button! Visit my blog when you get a moment.

      Thanks!
      Dee

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    4. Lady Jennie says

      May 18, 2011 at 5:12 pm

      Wow – last one is great!

    5. Crazy Shenanigans-JMO says

      May 18, 2011 at 3:52 pm

      Guys with greasy hair. It doesn’t look stylish… it just makes them look skankish.

    6. Polly says

      May 18, 2011 at 12:32 pm

      Being late, or people who make me late. Im a big believer that my time is just as important as yours. Pity my husband doesnt seem to agree with me.

    7. Missy says

      May 17, 2011 at 8:11 pm

      Love this rant!
      I feel the same way about Female Drunks…

    8. Sorta Southern Single Mom says

      May 17, 2011 at 9:58 am

      I love this! You and I are channeling each other! Skinny girls, drunk girls… they all need to keep it covered! 🙂

    9. Jenner says

      May 17, 2011 at 7:41 am

      Wow. Are you ME? I could have easily written this same post. Except, *I* gave away a reality show winner on facebook once. Ooops!

    10. The Girl Next Door says

      May 16, 2011 at 11:06 pm

      Totally with you on the rants! have finally trained the little dog to at least pee under the covered bay window (outside) so I don’t have to go in the rain, too. And I drive 45 minutes to see my doctor – because she never, ever is more than 10 minutes behind. In fact, if you are 15 minutes late you lose your spot – not kidding!! (why yes she was military). AND she listens you to and makes an informed diagnosis!!

    11. Gigi says

      May 16, 2011 at 9:51 pm

      I agree with them all – especially the bad drivers; they make me so angry I could do a whole post (rant) on them alone.

      But my biggest pet peeve today is people who are inconsiderate, cold-hearted and don’t think about what they are doing/saying before they do/say it.

      Whew! Thanks for letting me get that off my (covered) chest.

    12. The Blonde Duck says

      May 16, 2011 at 9:28 pm

      I hate the girls who are like, “I can’t keep weight on. It’s so hard for me to gain weight. That’s why I’m eating this cheeseburger.”

      I’m like, “Whatever. You’re just going to throw it up later!”

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