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Movember Moustache

Oh yes, I know.  Movember Moustache is a great way to raise awareness about prostate cancer and in many cases to raise money for charity.  However, in my Hubby’s case this moustache growing thing; it’s simply the best way for him to challenge his buddies to a facial hair growing contest and I secretly think….to gross out his wife.  I hate his itchy, scratchy, SO unattractive, facial hair (that he keeps begging me to rub) and will be thrilled when December 1st rolls around!   I don’t have pics of the offending moustached Hubs gone wild, but anything that can take this man….

brad-pitt-before

to this….

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can’t be good!!

Seriously dudes what are you thinking???

So here is my question to you.  Do you think there will be a  dip in the number of births about 9 months from now?  I can’t be the only Mama who finds their man a little less attractive when he has his cave man on. Right?

Please say I’m right or Hubby might just keep this thing until spring!

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    3. My husband’s never had a mustache, but my dad used to have one and I always remember my mom saying it was like kissing a toothbrush.

      Just a few more days till December… 🙂

    4. I do sometimes like a little scruff- but that is it- just two days at most. But one thing I will never like is someone having just a mustache, makes me think of a rapist.

    11. I grew a stache and beard, long ago, when in college for a part in a play.

      Kept it ever since and mostly closely trimmed…luckily my wife is on the 50 percent side in favor.