This Is How You Found Me? I’m So Proud.

For the longest time, this blog was annon.  It wasn’t until the last few months that I actually “came out” and started letting people know that yes, I do blog for a living!  I continue to be amazed with each comment I receive and kind of shocked by some of the fabulous readers who choose to spend part of their day with me.  To each of you I say a heartfelt thanks!!  As of late I’ve been having not so much fun with some stalkerish type behaviour.  Not people who like me, just a couple of peeps who want to stir up some good old fashioned trouble.  You know, because clearly I am worthy of that kind of attention!  I am choosing to shake off the haters and embrace the love!  Um, but before I do, I just had to take a wee peek into those stats one more time to try and figure out how it is some new people are finding me these days!   

Want to know what I figured out?  How To Survive Life In The Suburbs pops up in some of the best searches EVER!

There are the not so shocking results:

How to make friends in the suburbs

Mommy cliques at school

How to Survive a Train Ride

Why Canadians Live In The Suburbs

Losing My Mind In The Suburbs

Travel Tips

Then there are the stunners:

Slutty Suburbs

Drinking during a PTA meeting in the suburbs

That PTA Lady is a bitch

Child who wipes nose on furniture and walls

Dog puke makes room stink

I used to flash the lawn boy

I will never join the PTA

How to wear sexy hen fat (Umm WTH?)

Sex do I have to

 

Truth be told, I don’t care how you find me, I’m just so glad you all did! 

PS. The PTA really is not so bad, if your dog pukes in the living room you better rent a rug cleaner (dog puke stank is a semi-permanent kind of stank), flashing the lawn boy is really not a great idea, and no you do not have to have sex.  Only if you want to baby!

Thanks for each and every follow, and every single comment, and if you are in SouthWestern Ontario be sure to check out my latest giveaway!