They don’t apologise unless they are prompted. I’m not even sure that counts.
Flowers that used to come for no reason at all, those are only for anniversaries now. Don’t dudes know you score major points for flowers for no reason? Once you have been married for more then 10 years, you guys need all the points you can get.
They simply cannot replace the toilet paper roll. It’s against the man code or something.
They must always ask “Is the dishwasher clean?” Huh? Look in it! Is there crap stuck to the plates? Then it is dirty.
Furthermore…if that garbage pail is overflowing and stinks like rotting eggs…be a hero, take it out. Remember the points?
For years they have tried to convince us that golf games take all day. Seriously, I’m not that blonde and der I have played golf before. I know how long that stupid game takes!
It is preferable for stinky underwear to go in the laundry basket. Just sayin.
If your going to swipe you wife’s deodorant, at least pick your man hairs off it before you put it back. Oh yes! I said it!
They snore. Loudly.
Burping, farting, scratching? Seriously? Not so attractive. It would be best if you did that stuff down in your man cave where we can’t see it. Preserve the illusion of man hotness we have in our heads.
Sigh. Good thing they can fix stuff and are seriously cute.
Yes they certainly are frustrating creatures. I just keep that saying in my mind “men are from mars and women are from venus”
Preach it sister!
And don’t forget putting spiders back outside where they belong.