• Home
  • Travel
  • About Stephanie
  • Work With Me

How to Survive Life in the Suburbs

Advice For The New Girls

in Everyday on 09/14/10

I live in a University town.  Every September we get a huge influx of students.  Truth be told it feels like our little city is being taken over by 18 and 19 year olds.  You can almost smell the extra hormones in the air. 

As I watch these babies strut around with their new found freedom I found myself suppressing a quiet scream or twelve.  Usually it starts with…You idiot!

Let me explain.

Young thing.  When you start out the year Yes, it feels like you have the world on the string and nothing can hurt you, this does NOT mean you should get ridiculously drunk downtown and run in and out of traffic without your shirt on.  Sigh.  Your Mama would not be proud.

Little one.  When you go grocery shopping at the beginning of the year, you feel like you have the freedom to go crazy and buy anything and everything you want! The best cuts of meat, brand name everything!  Quick, get that in check, because I guarantee by the end of the year you will be living off of soup and pasta.  Hope you like Kraft Dinner!

You know that kind of geeky guy that you keep shooting down and being just a wee bit rude to?  BIG mistake. One of these days, most likely the night before the biggest assignment of your life is due, that sweet little laptop of yours is going to crash.  You are going to wish you were a little sweeter to Mr. Tech Whiz. 

Oh one more.  A long shirt with a belt.  This does not make it a dress.  Put on some pants. 

You want to survive University life?  It’s easy….use the brains your Mama gave you.

  • « Too Blessed to be Stressed
    Running Away »

    Comments

    1. Debbie White Beattie says

      August 28, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      I live in a college and university area and seeing the girls sometimes makes me want to cringe because I’m hoping they’ll use their brains and hopefully not get hurt while they’re learning how to become a responsible adult.

    2. kathy downey says

      December 10, 2016 at 3:18 pm

      haha oh to be young again…..

    3. Debbie says

      September 16, 2010 at 12:18 pm

      What scares me is that there are two towns where people may be saying this things about my kids!

    « Older Comments
    Travel addict, sun seeker, coffee drinker, fashion lover, picture taker. This is a peek behind the closed and competitive doors of the suburbs. A place to come to learn about the best places to travel with your kids in Canada, the United States, the Caribbean and beyond! stephanie@sassymodernmom.com
    • Facebook
    • Instagram
    • LinkedIn
    • Pinterest
    • RSS
    • Twitter

    Search This Site

    Guest Blogging For ETCanada & Skinny Cow

    At the GRAMMYs !

    sassymodernmom

    Canadian Blogger. Traveler. Influencer. Picture Taker. Family Travel Expert.
    ❤️London ON
    ☀️Always planning my next vacation!


    30 years. Still you. Still us. Still my favourite
    30 years. Still you. Still us. Still my favourite adventure. ❤️🥂
.
 #Saintorini #SantoriniGreece #anniversary #LuxuryTravel


    Missing all the wonderful cottage things….. #mind
    Missing all the wonderful cottage things…..

#minden #boshkunglake #traveltuesday #familyvacation #docklife


    Throw back and a little travel inspo…. Hubby and
    Throw back and a little travel inspo….

Hubby and I will never forget the ferry ride in Lake Como that took us to this HomeExchange in postcard perfect Italy. 
How did we manage to spend almost 2 weeks at this dreamy location without maxing out our credit card? @homeexchangecom 

I promise - once you try #HomeExchange you will never look at travel the same way again! Follow the link in my bio for all the deets. ❤️
.
#HomeExchangePartner
#SwapStories
@homeexchangecom


    Squee! It’s that time again — planning another #Ho
    Squee! It’s that time again — planning another #HomeExchange getaway!
Leaving the house behind and headed to Ontario cottage country. 🌲☀️
The hubby and I are planning a 7 night lakeside escape just a few hours from home, and honestly, this is where the girl math really starts mathing. After an expensive year, I’m extra grateful for our HomeExchange membership — and I love browsing all the gorgeous lakefront homes nearby!

Do you have a favourite town or lake in cottage country? Tell me!!

One annual membership fee + listing our home = unlimited swaps all year long. Affordable luxury travel for the win.

If you want to travel more often and live like a local, you need to check out @homeexchangecom. 

.
#HomeExchangePartner #SwapStories


    Chasing sunsets and making memories with the best
    Chasing sunsets and making memories with the best of friends. Hubby had a birthday he will never forget!
.
.
#mexico #luxurytravel #sayulita #alleycattours #nofilter


    Touring Sayulita….. Time with good friends is time
    Touring Sayulita…..
Time with good friends is time well spent ❤️🥂
.
.
#sayulita #mexico #mexicolife #marchbreak #travelwithfriends


    Once upon a time in Mexico 🇲🇽 . . #Cabo, #loscabo
    Once upon a time in Mexico 🇲🇽 
.
.
#Cabo, #loscabos
@quiviraloscabos, @loscabostourism
#loscabosmexico, #cabossanlucas


    Counting every single blessing twice today. Forev
    Counting every single blessing twice today.  Forever grateful for the blessings of 2025 💕


    Still in a New York state of mind…. #newyorkcity
    Still in a New York state of mind….

#newyorkcity #parkhyattnyc #newyork #familytravel #postcardsfromtheworld


    10 family members 2 incredible shows 40 000 step
    10 family members 
2 incredible shows 
40 000 steps
Countless pieces of NYC pizza 
All adds up to one incredible weekend in New York City

#parkhyattnyc #letsgoeverywhere #centralpark #Hamilton #rockettes #rockerfellercenter #familytime



    Follow on Instagram


    Facebook

    Categories

    Blog Archive

    Copyright © 2009-2026 · Life in the Suburbs by KrizzyDesigns

    Copyright © 2026 · Glam Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in