This is a phone call you don’t get everyday!
“Hey girlfriend, what’s new?”
”I’m getting new Boobs on Monday.”
What the #@((???
My 5’9’’ 125 lb hottie girlfriend is spending in excess of six thousand dollars on “enhancements”.
Six.Thousand.Dollars.
What goes through your mind when you hear something like this?
Well, I’ll tell you what races through mine!
Huh?
You’re doing what?
For fun, not because you have to?
I can spend a week in the Caribbean for that.
That’s hardwood floors….bamboo even.
Oh ..my aching back. Won’t giant boobies hurt your wee back.
What happens when you are 90 years old and still rocking the rack?
Do you still wear bar shirts? Do they sell Granny bar shirts?
What if you want more kids? These enhancements, can they still be umm working boobies?
We are not talking about little wee boobs, we are talking about stripper boobs!
LOL Damn, you’re going to look gooood.
Can I have your old shirts?
I’m thinking your Hubby is going to be happy.
You know what sweetie, you are going for what you want, for that you are all kinds of brave.
It’s not for me, but good for you.
Can I touch em? lol. Actually, no thanks. 🙂
lol, wow! that is a funny call to get. if it makes her happy, it’s good you are supportive of it 🙂
a vacation sounds good about now…hardwood floors are cool too! ha.
Hahaha I am with Shell I couldn’t swallow the bill for them, but if I woke up with them, awesome!
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As A guy, I am actually not a fan of fake boobs. I think that they stretch the skin too much. Not a fan at all!
Well, there’s bigger and then there’s BIGGER. I am of the mind that if it will make you feel better about your body, go for it. But know that you don’t need that to be loved and admired for who you are.
A friend of mine bought some boobs and she let us have feel (wierd I know) but they felt very natural.
LOL – I’m sure that was quite the conversation. I say to each their own. Not my thing, but if it makes her happy – good for her.
I wish my best to your friend and her new boobies. 6K is a lot of $$ for tatas and I hope she enjoys them very much.
I also personally don’t really get it why ppl want bigger boobs…but to each their own I guess.
I developed early and spent my entire teenage years being embarrassed by the large size of them and always wanted to hide them somehow.
but I guess thats how it is: ppl with small ones want bigger ones and ppl with bigger ones want small ones.
When I hear about someone i know having this augmentation I can’t get to a mirror fast enough to look at my breasts too.
Secretia
You’re a good friend for being so supportive. Oh, I just realized that you’re like the under-wire version of a friend (support).
I can’t think of anything else, I’ve been with the baby all day. zzzzzzzz.
Wow. It’s not so much the new boobs that shocks me. It’s the PRICE TAG. Man. I’d kill for that $ and yeah, it’s definitely worth it for a trip to a tropical island of sorts.
As for me, I would love to have MY girlz lifted and shrunk down some, so I would be on the opposite side of the spectrum, since I have the aching back and whatnot, but you’re right, she’s allowed to do what she wants to do. Wish her well!
Maybe it’s just me, but I cannot fanthom going through such a painful, scar-inducing and dangerous surgery to have bags of chemicals squashing my ribcage and stretching my skin, only to have everyone and their mother (ok, brother) look and go “wow nice boob job” – wth?
I have a size B cup and you know what? I love my boobs, they are perfect, perky, untouched by gravity but plenty touched by my husband who loves the fact they are real, very real.
I wouldn’t even consider fake boobs after a masectomy.
You know why?
My mom had fake boobs, thanks to my dad pushing and pushing for it (I was 2 years old… it was a long time ago). She got very, very ill a few years ago and had to have the silicone taken out, piece by piece by piece. Her rock-hard chest was a disaster, she almost died from poisoning.
So. Awful.
I seriously thought all of the things you wrote as soon as I read she was getting boobs!!! Love it!!!
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Insane! I could think of better things to buy! Ugh
My BFF has hers reduced. However my niece who is now 29 got boobs too. Thankfully she went from an A cup to a C cup. 🙂