The Marriage Saver

A fact I’ve learned to deal with over the years.

My Hubby snores.

Like big loud truck rumbling through the Lincoln Tunnel kind of snoring.

When a man can wake himself up with his own snoring, he is an Olympian of snoring.

My man is the Gold Medal Olympian of snoring.

So how have I dealt with this?

I’ve tried “nudging” him over onto his side…with my feet.

Shushing him.  Because that’s effective.

Earplugs.

Begging.

Bitching.

Even dragging my blanket and pillow down the hall to the spare room to escape the constant sawing noise ~ the air pollution that was emitted from my sweet man.

Then one day, out of desperation or perhaps pure genius I ordered myself a White Noise Machine.

I plugged that baby in and ….the angels sang.

That night as Hubby sawed logs, I surfed through my white noise choices.  Yes, choices! To mask the sounds coming from the other side of the bed.  I found one that seemed like a match.  Kind of like the humming sound one hears when on a flight to somewhere wonderful.  Did it cover the snoring completely?  No, but it did mask it enough that I drifted off to sleep that night and every other night for the next two weeks!  It was a marriage miracle.

I love my new little toy so much I now take it with me everywhere.  Everywhere!

Thanks to the white noise machine this Mama is getting her zzzz’s.

And you know what?

A rested wife is a happy wife.



Comments

  1. kathy downey says:

    haha,my hubby must be trying for a medal because he sure has an annoying loud snore….oh baby i need a White Noise Machine.

  2. Judy Cowan says:

    I love my White Noise Machine, best investment ever. Can’t sleep without it on now.

  3. my husband got an Apnea machine it’s almost like white noise, or maybe Darth Vadar

  4. Wow, sounds like something I need! Glad to hear it’s working for you guys.

  5. Krista M says:

    My mom could use something like this to deal with the horrendous snoring sounds of my dad!

  6. Jamie hall says:

    I need this, my hubby’s snoring is so bad

  7. sarah alexis says:

    I could ABSOLUTELY use one of these!!!!! So very cool. I had no idea this even existed. Thanks for sharing 🙂

  8. Marilyn Legault says:

    My daughter needs this for her husband.

  9. Alayne Langford says:

    I run a fan but it’s not enough to drown him out! I like the sound of this white noise machine 😉

  10. Wow – I wouldn’t have thought of that. In the summer our air conditioner is enough to do it so I guess it makes sense!

  11. I wish I had one of them a few years ago!

  12. Melinda Jana says:

    sounds interesting…. maybe I should get bf to try it….i’m the one who makes the loud snores 😛

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