This one time I walked into a crazy sale and walked out with a deal that was so incredible I did a wee dance of joy! That dance of joy turned into a ridiculously embarrassing moment when I slipped, turned my ankle, and then turned bright red. I had just sprained my ankle doing a dance to celebrate my shopping victory. #loser My teeny dance to celebrate the find of the Dennis Merotto dress was a painful lesson. Always do your victory dancing in private, far far away from scary curbs so your designer dress doesn’t equal a dancing disaster!
Sometimes you just have to clean yourself up, dust yourself off and put your best killer heels forward. Killer heels always make everything better.
Think it’s safe for me to head back out shopping again?