I know I’ve complained about it before, but friends, my SassyHubbys snoring has reached a new and epic level. Have you ever thought about placing your entire hand over your mans face, putting your feet in the middle of his back to “help” him roll over, or flick his ear sorta hard just to get him to SHHHHHH? Turns out. I have.
I have also tried white noise, ear plugs, begging, and almost crying. Nothing gets this man of mine to stop with the snoring. It’s become a kind of nails on a chalkboard noise you can hear through walls, down the halls and over the television. It’s the sort of sound that makes you grab your blanket and stomp down the hall to the spare bedroom., And lately, it’s happening a little too often. It’s a sleep stealing kind of thing that makes you start to snap at your kids, and zombie walk through your day, and it has got to stop. Permanent bedhead is not cute.
So now a discussion! When your man is outta control snoring and keeping you awake, is he to be held responsible for his actions? Is it his fault that he is a human sound machine with the volume stuck on annoying? And by this I mean, should he NOT get his skinny ass outa bed in the middle of the night and move down the hall once in a while so you can get a decent nights sleep? Seriously, I need to know!!! Why should I always be the “relocator”? (because at 2am when I still have not slept and have to get up in 4 1/2 hours there is a whole lot of relocating!) I mean, he is the one who’s sawing logs and shaking the windows! Can I demand he MOVE or is that one step into bitchville I don’t want to take.
Marriage advice welcome cause frankly this Mama in the Suburbs is just plain too sleep deprived to know what to do next. zzzzzzz